Life before this transfer window #NUFC

One of the worst halves of football I’ve ever seen and, to top it off, I see Wissa practically sprint on the pitch to say hello to Mateta. Head > Mars #NUFC

A few familiar faces

Against the worst team in the league, by a distance. Absolutely embarrassing but completely expected. We’ve played like this every single week. Tactics are absolutely abysmal and not getting any better. Bring back the international break.

Will be hearing “shoooooot” every time he touches the ball for the next 2 years

What the actual fuck

Sven Botman you stink of steaming hot fucking shite pal

I don’t understand the thought process between having everyone forward bar Nico and the CBs so they have nobody to pass the ball to…

International break is hitting hard

Last 20 minutes of that game were hard to watch but I can’t believe people are crying their eyes out considering the lack of bench and what we all thought going into it. Never happy.

You have to bare in mind that Carl is blind and looks like a fridge raider. Must be some audiobook to give him all that information.

Even if this is true, am I supposed to sit here and pretend that he’s a saint and hasn’t done all the things people have called him out for? He’s spent years giving it large and pulls this out when he gets rumbled for scamming by multiple people.

Good half that, more of the same and we’ll be fine, I’m sure.

Interesting use of ‘weird’ and ‘weirdos’

BRUNO you a temporarily forgiven you fat Brazilian caravan

Without a doubt that is the worst miss I have ever seen in my entire life

Successfully survived a 12 hour ban to return to Taxi Jay getting rumbled yet again. So aside from calling people sausage relentlessly, setting £500 bounties on people, intimidating woman, cross dressing and spreading made up stories, he’s also a scammer. Sensational.

Anyone that falls for this, you’re genuinely one of the thickest individuals on the planet and you should be kept in a zoo

AI slop from Craig? Lazy bastard

Imagine being the person that asked Charlie Kirk the last question. What an honour. Happy Kirkversary everyone.