@SamWileyS

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Joined November 2009
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"I'm gonna piss the bed!" I yell to no one on a mundane Sunday night as I ease back onto the mattress ready to fall peacefully to sleep
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Bobby Lea@B_Lea120 May 2023
The rights of members of marginalized groups should never be up for popular vote. Everyone from @usacycling connected to the survey asking the majority group if a minority group should be allowed to play needs to resign immediately.
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The Menu was bad and you all lied
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Men will literally assert the New Yorker article should have been about something other than Colin Strickland being a piece of shit instead of going to therapy
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Great point. Start grid should obviously be done by Instagram followership
nicholas roche@nicholasroche8 Oct 2022
Breaking news: order on start line tomorrow. Riders with uci points ( non gravel) first on start line. Gravel riders start in the back. @UCI_cycling remind me what worlds is it tomorrow again? 🤨 i am sure the race is was called gravel worlds not road worlds!
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Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.
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The Videoboy Chronicles - Season 2 Episode 6

In this episode Sam shows a little more of the technical side of be...

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The Videoboy Chronicles - Season 2 Episode 1

The VBC is back on the air. This season documents Sam's extended ro...

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Hey @instagram @InstagramComms. I wrote a real article about athletes/influencing on @cyclingtips and then posted about it on IG. It got shared and liked so much you deactivated my account because you thought it was artificial activity. Pretty ironic eh? cyclingtips.com/2022/01/opin…

Geoff Kabush: Athlete or influencer? Can athletes just be athletes anymore?

I hope there is still room for young athletes who have performance goals without follower or subscriber goals.

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Transport yourself back to June 2021. We’re in Clay County, Florida, it’s muggy and hot, and Sean McElroy just won U23 #roadnats 🇺🇸 Life is good. 🎥: @SamWileyS youtu.be/1pIba5YJMaw

A wet and wild U23 National Championship | Behind the Scenes with Aevolo

It’s a race we will never forget! Sean McElroy stormed across the l...

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I don’t have any shows currently booked, but I am cancelling all my appearances at any elementary school gymnasiums that require a measles, mumps and rubella vaccine since the 1970s.
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Take a peek behind the curtains of Aevolo's 2021 pre-summer training camp! This our final installment of a four-part series leading up to 🇺🇸 #RoadNats Utah’s Bear Lake Classic 3 day race features in this extended cut 💪 Enjoy! 🎥: @SamWileyS youtu.be/qn-U5W8qPH0
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People think Ben Shapiro is smart because he talks fast. Is that it?
Mike Creed said what??
Faux Michael Creed@Michael_D_Creed14 May 2021
Replying to @CriteriumNation @JusWilliamz @l39ionla
Justin, I’m promise I’m not joking. This is not a joke. I promise. I will wear your head as a hat on my way to the criterium glory land. I wish you had 3 heads so I can wear fresh ones when the others dry out. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. YOU ARE JOKE. PEEP MY NEW HAT. ITS YOUR HEAD!!
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Bike racing will never be this cool again.
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mike@mdlbird29 Apr 2021
one of the first lockdown movie nights
Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq28 Apr 2021
For its 20th birthday, I decided to write down my thoughts on Tom Green's masterpiece Freddy Got Fingered. willsloanesq.wordpress.com/2…

To Freddy on His 20th Birthday

April 20, 2021 marked the 20th anniversary of the release of Tom Green’s directorial debut Freddy Got Fingered. Anecdotal evidence suggests that it is more beloved than ever. Certainly it can’t pos…

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The only question I’d want George Hincapie to answer on a podcast is “what’s with all the massive paintings of just your head, hung around your hotel? A little much maybe?”
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