Comedy, Michael McDonald, Christopher Cross and wine.

Vancouver
Joined March 2009
“We need to criminalize anti-social behavior” - Man using speakerphone on bus
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JK Rowling and Pierce have the same look when watching Mrs Doubtfire
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Replying to @TransLink
There’s a fire in a skytrain
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Give yourself a good reason to #laughatlife courtesy of comedian @SamTonning comedy special #dirtyjokesandmore WATCH IT NOW: weownthelaughs.com/2025/06/s… #weownthelaughs #wotl #comedyspecial #laughatlife
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Our Live Monthly Taping, June 27th w/ headliner @SamTonning fresh off releasing his "Dirty Jokes & More" Comedy Special on YouTube🎤 Feat. Darcy Boon Collins, Kwasi Thomas, Bita Joudaki, Colleen Thompson, Jacob Balshin & Adam Susser! 2-for-1 Tickets🎟️: eventbrite.ca/e/comedy-here-…
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Sorry to pull you from Elon-Trump drama but my comedy special came out yay
🚨 NEW COMEDY SPECIAL! 🚨 @SamTonning - "Dirty Jokes & More" OUT NOW on YouTube! Directed by @kevvy Produced by Comedy Here Often? Filmed at Little Mountain Gallery WATCH NOW: youtu.be/58ICxK_6YAo #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #dirtyjokes #comedy #jokes #funny #OutNow
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Sam “Cussing Teddy Bear” Tonning retweeted
🚨 NEW COMEDY SPECIAL! 🚨 @SamTonning - "Dirty Jokes & More" OUT NOW on YouTube! Directed by @kevvy Produced by Comedy Here Often? Filmed at Little Mountain Gallery WATCH NOW: youtu.be/58ICxK_6YAo #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #dirtyjokes #comedy #jokes #funny #OutNow
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We are 1 week away from @SamTonning - "Dirty Jokes & More" Comedy Special and Album! 🔥🏕️🐎 On June 7th in celebration for his Special Release Sam is bringing Vancouver's sharpest comedians & their filthiest jokes to Little Mountain Gallery! Tickets: showpass.com/dirty-jokes-and…
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Thank you everyone who came out to @SamTonning album recording! 2 sold out shows!
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My pal Sam is taping a special! Join us.
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I was complaining to my wife about her napping, and she responded with “do you want me chasing Ds or chasing Zs?” I stopped complaining.
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Hey @fightwriterone - what’s your thought on @TSN_Sports not carrying the @ABeterbiev @bivol_d bout tomorrow even though they have the exclusive @trboxing rights in Canada? Rich given Artur lives and trains out of Montreal…
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One time at the Comedy Store me and my friend @SamTonning watched a guy calling himself the Green Wizard rant about weed, I think, for half an hour to an audience of us and the security guards, everyone else ran away when they heard how unhinged this guy was hahaha
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Brutal serial killer Robert Pickton is dead.
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If I took the steroids then I’m forsure GAY
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If you want to contribute jokes to the 24 Hour stand up show at Little Mountain Gallery, you can use the hashtag #lmg24
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Comedy Here Often? brings you the final Live Monthly Taping of 2023 with headliner @ShirleyGnome 🤠 Hosted by @SamTonning featuring Providence Ndizeye, @JoshDegrandi, @dqojr & @yumicomedy 🎤 Buy Your Tickets Now: eventbrite.ca/e/comedy-here-… 🎟️
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