Bee and Golfer
Deal, Kent
Joined February 2009
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RT @cantrugby: Your Players of the Match, Ryley Thomas and Thomas Mackenzie ✨
Thank you Neil Ralph from @BarrettsKent for sponsoring our m…
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The Guilford Trophy Final report 🏆
The Guilford Final was held at @BearstedGC between @Princesgolfclub and @kingsdowngolf on a day that was perfect for quality golf, sunshine all day and very little wind...
👉 Read the full report at kentgolf.org/news.php?newsit…
#GuilfordTrophy
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The Banter Title race between Aston Villa, Spurs and Man United is getting really interesting. Man United and Spurs got the job done early, but Villa are putting up a hell of a response with their game in hand.
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Looking for three others for my fourball…
RT if you can make it!!
@FCFleetTown @NorthHantsGC #FleetTownGolfDay
⛳ Fleet Town FC Golf Day 2026 ⛳
We're delighted to announce that the Fleet Town FC Golf Day 2026 will take place on Wednesday 23 September at the fantastic North Hants Golf Club.
Now in a 4-ball format due to popular demand, it's set to be another fantastic day on and off the course!
🏌️ 18 holes of golf
🥓 Bacon roll, tea & coffee on arrival
🍽️ Two-course lunch
🏆 Competitions, prizes & raffle
🎁 Fantastic auction prizes
🤝 Great networking and even better company
A huge thank you to Vodesa Talent for partnering with us on this exciting event.
📅 Booking opens very soon, so save the date and get your team ready! Full details, sponsorship opportunities and team entry information will be announced shortly.
We can't wait to welcome you for another fantastic Fleet Town FC event! 💙
Why does the English bloke on comms for @letour on @cyclingontnt feel he has to break into a faux foreign accent every time he reads out a foreign name or place?
The football’s over now so have had 2 days to get irritated by the golf:
The word ‘smidgen’ (sp)
It’s Pin Position
3 blokes singing a random football chant to any player who walked past
The word ‘smidgen’ (sp)
Ball Rollback people need to look down the leaderboard a smidgen
My annoyances for no reasons at all of the World Cup:
Christina Unkel (and the BBC lino bloke)
The Spanish Albino
Rodri or Rodrigo?
No spare balls between corner flag and goal
Advertising Breaks
Lee Dixon
Kit changes when no clash
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Windy Miller is sleeping off his hydration break. xitter.cf/thebowlerhatman/status…
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Good morning boys and girls. Friday morning, the sun is shining and I haven’t been arrested for not breaking the law. Thank you so much for all the support regarding my video of the police yesterday. Really appreciated. I’m off to get a coffee. I’ve put on clean boxer shorts today though, just in case I get arrested. Better safe than sorry. Cheers 🍻
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Come on England!! 🏴x.com/choppahwontmiss/status…
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Introducing the must-have item for England AND Scotland fans for the World Cup.
Fancy getting your hands on one?
Simply REPOST in order to be in with a chance of winning one!
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The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.
They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.
Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.
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I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder.
Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.
Thought the @euLegendsTour had turned a corner last night when the scores were on the @DPWorldTour App. Alas……back to paper and pencil this morning though! They are old I suppose!!!!
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Yo, check it: Whisper it on da low, but Jordan Henderson is straight up one of da sickest signings in da Prem dis season. ✅ He cost Brentford nuffin, he stepped in for da legendary cap'n Christian Nørgaard and fitted right in like butter. He's been proper immense in da midfield, booyakasha! ✨🐝🤝 He's provin' da haters wrong again, and any real footie head would be mad to say he don't deserve a spot in da England squad. Respek! 🏴
Now, in posh: One must murmur it discreetly, yet Jordan Henderson is emerging as one of the premier acquisitions of the Premier League campaign. ✅ Acquired by Brentford at no expense, he has admirably succeeded the club's esteemed captain, Christian Nørgaard, integrating with utmost seamlessness. His contributions in central midfield have been utterly formidable. ✨🐝🤝 Once more, he confounds the sceptics, and any discerning aficionado of the game would find it challenging to dispute his merit for inclusion in the England selection. 🏴