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Me as a teenager: “M&S is for old people”
Me as a 32 year old: “Bloody love M&S. Their food hall is great, their cafe coffee is delicious and I really like their new summer dress range…” 🤣👍🏼
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Introducing... the Penguin Book Vending Machine!
In 1935, Sir Allen Lane was inspired to create Penguin Books when he couldn't find a good book to read at Exeter St. David's train station.
We've gone back to our roots to ensure modern day commuters won't face the same problem.
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A very British exchange:
"Give them a ring"
"I've emailed"
"Be quicker to ring"
"I've sent a text as well"
"Just ring them"
"I'll send another email"
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Being required by law to say the word "lovely" immediately after taking the first sip of a new tea.
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Babe is everything ok?? You’ve barely touched your Prosecco flavour Pasta ‘n’ sauce























