@SamPicone

Comedian/Writer/River Dance Champion/Philanthropist/Compulsive Liar

 London, England
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Joined February 2009
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Absolute state of my Monzo Wrapped🤦🏻‍♂️
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Vote Sharia
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Can’t believe this happened.
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Legalise comedy.
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1920s gangster vs EasyJet
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Luckily I’d plugged it
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Fuck knows what this advert is for but I know it had the Tommy Robinson flag shagger frothing at the mouth yesterday 🙌
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Hour 6 of my journey from London to Liverpool. Queued for 2hrs at Crewe for a rail replacement bus but none available. Got a cab & 5 mins in my driver almost crashed on the M62, he’s put the windows down to stay awake. 45 mins to go. Best birthday ever, thanks @AvantiWestCoast 🥳
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New series of Luther looks shit.
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Oasis reunion? Nah mate, I’m going to see Mr 01792.
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Play it at my funeral.
Gus The Fox@GusTheFox30 Jul 2024
There should be a Freeview channel dedicated to just playing this on loop for the next 20 years
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Omg Ed Davey has just been in a horrible zip line accident on the way to his polling station. R.I.P
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“Britain has no culture” Then explain this…
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Still waiting for Adidas to call… Tour on sale now - jeffinnocent.com/tour
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Worth a tenner
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Exciting things happening this week! Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm 🎟 westendcomedy.co.uk
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The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x
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Top tip. If you write 'I'm going to kill myself' on the NatWest chatbot they put you straight through to a human.
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Why tf does Drake look like he’s about to ask a girl outside Westfield Stratford to rate him out of 10? – at London, England
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Don’t know about the rest of you but for me this app has basically turned into LiveLeak 2024. Call me a prude but don’t really fancy starting my day with a cartel beheading video. – at London, England
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westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/li…
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