We all just homies trying to live out our dreams

St. Louis
Joined June 2009
Eat dessert first; life is uncertain
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Bad day to be Scottie Scheffler
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Chapped lips season is upon us
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Closest I’ve got to a hole in 1 🤩
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Lululemon pants got me actin brand new
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30 is a weird age because depending on the person they may look 20 or may look 45
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I can’t believe they’re milking the fast and furious franchise so hard. Anyways, see you at the theater opening day
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First time having to reprimand someone as the boss is way harder than I thought it would be
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Finally replaced this tire on the Range Rover. We back to the 22’s 😎
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It costs to be the boss
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Amazon be like “did this item meet your expectations” and the item is literally a pack of dish sponges
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Drive a Tesla for a week and you sure do forget to hit the brake pedal in your gas powered vehicles
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If I misspell a word in text to my wife. I have to immediately resend the misspelled word spelled incorrectly again to emphasize that yes I am a fucking idiot before she calls it out
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Cats are 100x better pets than dogs
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I love when I ask a yes or no question and the answer is 3 sentences that don’t answer the question.
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SammyPappas retweeted
absolutely chillin
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Well after 6 and a half years together and nearly a year and a half married my wife finally admitted this morning that I am a catch
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Just cats awaiting breakfast
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Having a good day 🙂
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