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ham newman@SamNewman_111 May 2019

i can't stop thinking about the episode of king of the hill where bobby eats a 72 oz steak to get back at his vegetarian ex-girlfriend, so i'm putting it in an essay. wish me -- and bobby-- luck.

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The Sensitive Warrior@coffeetime33Nov 6

✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf

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mariam@trumanswhackNov 6

i’m like if nathan fielder was a girl but without his talents

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q@hoodieoscarNov 5

hoping a male athlete is a good person is like hoping the the stripper loves you

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girlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkNov 6

who did this

Image from girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark)

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviNov 6

they should re-release ma (2019) in 4DX and make you drink every time ma does

megan 🪏@bloodsimpIeNov 5

film twitter people move to los angeles and tweet things like “now watching ma (2019) in 70mm”

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Buck@Buck36043BuckNov 6

If I’m ever in a mood I don’t wanna be in Anymore I just have to put on One Direction and my mood will change to Something Else. It might not even be Better mood but it’ll be Something Else

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ronnie♠️ (is playing deltarune) watched RE x6@slut4ghostieNov 5

me sending my best friend voice messages updating her on the most random stuff i end up doing during the day

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I wonder what soul crushing event will happen to me next

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Shannon 💛🇻🇪 Mark Canha Enthusiast@erniechasesNov 5

Kinda jealous. Someone make a popular gay baseball show so I can do this

mel@habbybbgsNov 4

ive been waiting for this one

Image from mel (@habbybbgs)

Image from mel (@habbybbgs)

Image from mel (@habbybbgs)

Image from mel (@habbybbgs)

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ham newman@SamNewman_11Nov 6

damn, wish the nashville 70mm theater would show it :(

megan 🪏@bloodsimpIeNov 5

film twitter people move to los angeles and tweet things like “now watching ma (2019) in 70mm”

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chase@_chase_____Nov 4

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

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nymphe@nymphejpgNov 4

have been unwilling to participate in my own existence for a while now yet things insist on happening to me

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dark and lovely⚢@imnotjayfrNov 4

im not saying happy anniversary if i dont think u two should be together

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emilia@probmoldNov 3

in a bad mood and yet im still obligated to wash my hair . life is a fucking prison

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Hav🍁@thebeldammNov 4

We turning data centers into imax theaters

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ham newman@SamNewman_11Nov 4

me when i woke up & found out the city commissioners who have been fighting a fairness ordinance in our city forever were voted out last night

casey at the bat@thebenchesclearNov 4

YOU JUST CREATED A MILLION MARK CANHAS

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@mitrajoy_Nov 3

instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote

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digger spoilers | wasambi schwimp 🪏🦘@marsupialqueenNov 3

can someone with connections pls tell john goodman i loved digger and am very proud of him

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chase@_chase_____Nov 2

i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies

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ham newman@SamNewman_11Nov 2

tomorrow me is going to be So Embarrassed at the grocery pickup of hot pockets & cat litter

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