Retired golfer
Des Moines, IA
Joined June 2011
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*not a blade of grass or grain of sand out of place across 300 acres*
But my BALL is DIRTY
"It's one of those deals where it's frustrating to hit the ball in the middle of the fairway and get mud on it and have no idea where it's going to go. I understand it's part of the game, but there's nothing more frustrating for a player. You spend your whole life trying to learn how to control a golf ball, and due to a rules decision all of a sudden you have absolutely no control over where that golf ball goes."
- Scottie Scheffler on no preferred lies in the first round of the PGA Championship
The book video has escaped from NBA circles on Instagram
Joker couldn't believe Wemby brought a book to #NBAAllStar 🤣
The centers lead Chuck's Global Stars in tonight's mini-tournament at 8:00pm/et on TNT 🃏👽
Running for political office would suck for a lot of reasons but the worst has to be sitting down to watch college football with your family and an ad comes on with an ugly picture of you and it’s just like “look at this moron, this imbecile, this absolute piece of shit…”
Ticket punched - Matt Meuret / Sam Meuret (left) and Charlie Jacobson / Ryan Trasamar (right) qualify for 2024 @USGA Amateur Four-Ball @TheCRCC
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🤝 x2 @mattmeuret
🎟️ QUALIFIED 🎟️
66 (-6) 🥇 @SamMeuret & @mattmeuret
67 (-5) @mwilhelm83719 & @danny__woodhead (won playoff)
Next Stop ➡️ 10th #USFourBall in New Jersey
Scores 👉 nebgolf.org/competitions/u-s…
If you thought a LIV player would fail a drug test without making it about the PGA Tour, you would be wrong.
I’ve replaced the 27 different varieties of tees in my golf bag with wooden tees and I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say it’s changed my life
If you voluntarily listen to a 57 minute Bill Simmons monologue ranking every NBA team, please seek help.
It’s crazy, I can already feel the game growing from this
I am proud to join @livgolf_league and be part of something new that is bringing growth to the sport. I have no doubt that this is a great opportunity for me and my family and am very excited for the future.
A lot of people making fun of Bryson but “I’m going to swing as hard as possible and you figure out how to make it straight” is exactly what I would be telling a club manufacturer if I had access
Tim promised me that if I relived a devastating qualifier he would let me vent about Michael Block. Worth it.
There was a noticeable absence from the US Open field this year as @SamMeuret failed to qualify.
In this week’s pod we reminisce about a promising, yet heartbreaking, day on the links
🍏: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7lG…
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The pod is coming back!
Interviewing amateur golf icon @SamMeuret tonight to kick off our 14th season.
If you’ve got any questions about Sam’s current standing in the OWGR please send them in