Just settling down to watch the match. I reckon we can give ‘em a good game. #ENGvRSA

I know why broadcasters prefer stroke play events, but it’s such a shame there aren’t more match play events like this. It’s so raw, I love all the psychology involved. @DellMatchPlay

If him and his Mrs want to leave the Royal Family then fine- just piss off and get on with your lives. The prob is they know the only way they can stay relevant is by telling tales in books, interviews and podcasts. It’s pathetic. #PrinceHarryhasgonemad

I’m gonna start calling him Pushy Sunak. He’s not letting her get a word in edgeways atm. #BBCOurNextPM

More time wasted trying to talk to @BTBusiness -it must be 10s of hours now. You people are a joke. I must contact some of my consumer journalist friends. Shocking story to come.

Hi @BTBusiness -apart from on here how can I make a complaint please? Order placed over a month ago and still no wifi. Unhelpful staff, ridiculous security levels and dates continually moving backwards. Not cool.

Jones is like Mourinho- short sharp shock tactics that work, then wear off. Row him out I say. #ENGvIRE

This is my daughter on a toy car in play area. @gearvenonline aren’t answering my messages about where her birthday present is I wonder if @facebookapp and @instagram are happy about companies like this bombarding parents with ads for products that don’t turn up on time? 🙁

Hey @gearven Do you answer people's mails ever?

Chris Witty is sposed to be the genius saving us all from this new, complex virus, so we can ‘defeat it’ according to Boris, but can’t apparently use a clicker. ‘Next slide eplease... not too far, 1 back.’ It’s 2 fuckin’ buttons mate!

APPALLING cust serv from @bookingcom -is it really your policy that customers can't speak to managers when they call? #ordinary

To go off for bad light at a ground that has floodlights is ludicrous. They should have a box of pink balls that are intervals of 10 overs old and say to both captains 'if you're bowling and it gets dark we're gonna give you 1 of these to keep the game going.' #ENGvPAK

Morning @bbctms Quick q- if the West Indian batsmen have a sponsors logo on the front of their jumpers, why don’t they have their numbers on their backs?

Utilitarianism is a philosophical theory that states the best course of action is what generates the greatest good for the greatest number. How many punters and drivers legally and happily use @Uber in London vs the 1s who don’t? 99%? Maybe more? Sort it out @TfL

Getting a partisan crowd for this was an error. It’s just a clapping competition. Should’ve had a room of undecided voters. #LeadersDebate

Why can’t they shut people up clapping every time 1 of them opens their mouths? #LeadersDebate

Hey @ICC - you guys watching @rugbyworldcup ? They’ve done more to grow world rugby in a bit over a week that what the whole of your closed shop, 10 team, 2 month CWC did for cricket. GET MORE TEAMS IN THE NEXT 1!

Hey @TUIUK - does Andrew Flintham get many emails regarding appalling treatment of pregnant women by TUI staff on your flights? Mailed him last week and have heard NOTHING back. Is that normal?!?

Hey @Aggerscricket you old fossil-that was boss! Any chance of a bootlegged better quality clip?

Hi @MichaelVaughan I think the new kit has something to do with the millions of Indian fans who’ll go out and buy it. Come on England!!