Dudes in bio

Indiana
Joined March 2009
I just cut the roof of my mouth while eating a salad crouton. A cheeseburger has never done that to me.
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I want to stay up, but I don’t have a dog in this fight. It’s now Wednesday here on the east coast of Indiana…I…can’t.
I want to go to sleep
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The two best moments for the Chicago Bears before Jan. 21, 2025 were Davis Mills-to-Jordan Akins (2x) and this Hail Mary.
Should be celebrated as a holiday among the Bears fandom.
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Speak our truth, king.
Brownies are better than cookies, cupcakes and cakes. There, I said it.
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This map is wrong. The Hodags are from Rhinelander, Wis. Also, I think the LaPorte Slicers are stranger than the Hot Dogs.
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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And Coachcella Valley High School in California are the "Mighty Arabs" and you can't tell me that isn't more strange.
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Why do people come on this app and make the most insane promises and then act outraged when people bully them to do the exact thing they said they would?
If the Cowboys defense gets lit up tonight by Tanner McKee I’ll eat DOG SHIT live on air
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Sam Householder retweeted
RIP to the Caleb is a check-down merchant narrative October 18, 2026 - October 22, 2026
NFL QB Deep Ball Performance Week 1-7 Joe Burrow is still really good, same with the Caleb Williams guy #WhoDey #chicagobears
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When you can run the ball like this, why pass? It's what Chicago did in week one and everyone was like "Caleb didn't do anything."
Shameful run defense by the Panthers today. Zero answers. Baker Mayfield had completed 7 passes for 64 yards and the Bucs are winning 43-6.
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Today's results are further vindicating the Bears' record. They beat the Falcons comfortably, who are giving the 49ers fits. They whooped the Jets with a backup QB and you wonder what that score would've been with Caleb because they're currently losing to the 0-5 Dolphins.
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The Vikings are going to give everyone a game -- good and bad. Still feel like if that game is played in dry conditions it's a different result but oh well. Carolina getting blown out is really the only one not aging well for Chicago.
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The dark times.
Jets are averaging 7.49 yards per play through 3 quarters today; if that holds, it would be the best offensive production by the team since the Mike White game against the Bears in 2022.
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TJ Hockenson with the sixth TE score of the day and @OhioTate's #Chalktober cashes for the 25th straight day.
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Redemption arc for Nagy and McCarthy loading?
JJ McCarthy is 8 for 9 for 151 yards and is averaging 20.7 yards per completion this season. No player has averaged that many yards/completion (15+ attempts) since Terry Hanratty was at 20.7 in 1973
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I actually kind of thought that Matt Nagy could make an effective offense with JJ McCarthy because JJ has a similar game to Mitch Trubisky. Perhaps more limitations as a passer at this point in his career, but similar physical attributes.
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You can set your watch to Texas pissing down its leg in tight games. #HookEm
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I've seen some memes and posts referring to the "civil war days" of the fanbase -- the "Fields and a Haul" vs. Caleb debate. It is crazy to me that was ever a discussion. And I'm so glad it's over.
1. Caleb Williams has a laundry list of absurd stats that defy reality. One of the craziest? Here's how many games it took prominent #Bears QBs to reach his current count of 14 INTs. Jay Cutler - 9 Justin Fields - 14 Mitch Trubisky - 20 Rex Grossman - 16 Caleb Williams - 38
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Sam Householder retweeted
We have Ball-Sac merchandise in the wild (and at the game)
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My wife sent me this during the livestream last night but I didn't get a chance to bring it up. Very cool little easter egg.
For those that haven't seen the Google page for Chicago #Bears searches, check it out 😂
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Sam Householder retweeted
The only thing better than Friday… VICTORY FRIDAY
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Sam Householder retweeted
Good luck falling asleep after this one
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