@SamHaft

Platinum-cert’d songwriter, showbiz marxist, dad. 1/2 of @LivingTombstone w @YoavLandauTweet. Tunes for @HazbinHotel (A24) & #HelluvaBoss! @SamHaft.com➡️Bsky

he/him
Joined June 2009
what a wonderful day online for people to be Normal™️ about cartoons
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starting a band called “beach boys 2” and writing songs like “gooder vibrations” and “wouldn’t it be even nicer”
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if you’ve killed a summer dummy wearing pink crocs there’s a good chance
Does this mean there's a chance I've killed Sam Haft in fortnite
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new Fortnite update has me explaining Kingdom Hearts lore to my 7 yr old. thank you John Fortnite, President Of Fortnite Game
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if this ends with him playing the KH games I will pray to your Llama deity
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Nobody’s BayBay is one of my favorite type of assignments, in which I get to write a song that is canonically kinda dumb, so the lyrics can be Some Fuckin Bullshit. like yes I love nuanced character-motivated storytelling but also what if we build a song around the word “BayBay”
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it’s SO purely a Max Martin song, and in the spirit of comic exaggeration, we’re obeying his rule of “Fun Mouthfeel > English Language” (and generous use of canned orchestra hits). it really feels like if he got kicked in the head by a horse before writing a new Britney single.
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out of context s3 song spoilers
Grab your grimoires! Helluva Boss Season 3 Part 1 premieres October 14 on Prime Video.
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don’t bother guessing you will be incorrect
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“his friends” that’s his polycule
You thought Sora wouldn’t bring his friends?
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The only good change Elon made to this platform was allowing you to see more translated international posts because that is how I came to learn people from Brazil are some of the funniest on the entire earth.
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us for years when fans asked us if the song was gonna be in the movie
Scott Cawthon asked TLT to have the FNAF song in the movie all the way back in 2018. The movie wouldnt release until 2023 however, meaning TLT had to keep the songs inclusion a secret for 5 years!
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I’ve seen so many to our song “Piss” and they are *thrilling*
my tiktok fyp is like 70% toxic yaoi edits of coyote and the road runner rn
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OpenAI and Anthropic’s models are so magical and mystical and dangerous, they can do anything! They may even destroy the world! The only thing they can’t do, funny enough, is generate positive cash flow. And that’s where the US Taxpayer comes in!
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ultimately a copyright holder can choose to enforce as aggressively as they want BUT particularly if they’ve spent years with a policy around (licensed!) and credited UGC, and suddenly change their mind, they have to own that they’re taking a more creator-hostile position.
I have 24 hours to dispute 100 takedowns or we lose @gamechops
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if the official position of materia music is that you can license + credit a cover or remix, have it online for years, and then they get to strike - or even sue - you for it, it’s going to create a chilling effect for every single UTDR music creator and nobody will do it anymore.
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pronouncing “Omeprazole” the Italian-American way
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really just pick any medicine that ends in “e.” spironolactone! just like how nonna used to make!
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belated shoutout to the fan in Zürich who did me the dignity of waiting until I got outside the grocery store, where I was shopping post-show, to say hello, so I didn’t have to be observed buying six plant based protein bars and a large bag of campfire marshmallows. thank you😌🙏
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Close to 50% of the time I’m shopping, the items I’m buying, and their quantities, are so random that I feel deep shopping cart shame. I’m sure there’s a German word for this
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