Joined June 2015
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
“Neymar would never do that” 🕊️
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
The moment he discovered that light is both a wave and a particle. He'll make a fine quantum physicist.
such a precious moment
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
*Viking le empata al Bayern Munich* -Odín y Thor viendo desde Asgard:
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yall not kd and russ 😭🙏
Tatum & Brown didn’t say a single word to each other at warmups. Welp. (via @NBCSBoston)
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
This sort of stuff clears that AI garbage
Club football is BACK 🤩
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
No me hagan esto, bro
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Hoy es 🔟 del 🔟 @10APG
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No mames, ni en su mejor momento, Diego Lainez tuvo más talento que Gilberto Mora. La única verdad que dijo este cabrón, es que Carlos Vela si tenía MÁS TALENTO que Mora. Carlitos pudo desplazar a Hugo Sánchez como el mejor futbolista mexicano de la historia, pero él no quiso.
Factos que el Mexicano promedio e ignorante del fútbol debe saber aceptar; Carlos Vela y Diego Laínez tenían más talento y habilidad que Gilberto Mora, si ellos dos con esa habilidad no lograron nada "importante", el cono de Gilmuerto Broma tampoco lo hará ya que no tiene ni el regate ni pegada del Diego Laínez antes de irse al Betis.
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
Dylan Harper getting cheated on right before his sophomore season starts is exactly what my demon needed.. fuck deez bitches MVP season loading 🕊️
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If I’m flying in from New York and still get to practice before you ima let you hear it too
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
Lo que me imaginé que iba a pasar después de que le sacaran la roja a Mateo Chávez, mínimo para hacerla valer
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
🚨 I trust you both to never let Portugal touch another trophy 🙌
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De Cristiano Ronaldo aprendimos que donde no te quieren, agarras tus cosas y te vas y ya alv.
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I am sorry Arda, but I’ve seen this before
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It’s crazy how some people work from a laptop and make $1,000+ a day, while others break their bodies for $25 an hour.
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
embarrassing?? tell her to make a twitter account, she's hilarious xitter.cf/izzwizkid/status/17677…
My aunt has to be the most embarrassing person on Facebook.....
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If a stray dog does this to me, that dog ain’t going to be a stray anymore
Bir sokak köpeği, tanımadığı bir adamın yanına yaklaşarak sevgi göstermesini istedi.
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Sam⚛️ retweeted
no se pasen wey JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ
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y me volví a acordar de ti
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