@SamBehnam

human rights, freedom, liberalism/capitalism, nature. 🚫BS 🚫DM

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Joined February 2011
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Finbonacci written at different roles
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🎄 He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town 🎄
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"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
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A Dog Understands 1022 Words - BBC Earth buff.ly/2rX7KJ5
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Different stages of programming
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"The only relevant test of the validity of a hypothesis is comparison of prediction with experience." -Milton Friedman
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If programming anguages were weapons
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It is not easy to make things simple.
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Bug fix morale!
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Going to agile programming class pays off [Dilbert: buff.ly/2sLuQyK]
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"Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Their opinions aren't your problems." -Anonymous
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Apparently the bar is not higher for financial institutions after all! @oldmeanroy xitter.cf/FT/status/882054365242…
Financial Times
@FT4 Jul 2017
The mysterious reset to $123.47 per share meant that Amazon's share price dropped 87.2% while Zynga’s leapt 3,292% on.ft.com/2skXreW
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Happy 4th of July!
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When you push a quick fix to production buff.ly/2pKnqyw
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Whales are the largest animals on Earth. Now we know why they got so big buff.ly/2qi6M6e
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Kurt Vonnegut
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Now I feel better about hacks!
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Everything has a price... even security :)
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"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." - Randy Pausch
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