@SamAsItEverWas

I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome || 2 time Chili Cookoff Champion

 Oklahoma, USA
Joined January 2010
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I walked into the courtroom this morning and a woman in the audience said "he look like Willy Wonka"
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They’ve gotta tack on another three year extension to Venables’ contract after a win like that.
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🎶Pizza don’t cry, you can rely on hot honey🎶
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Go fuckin Pokes, that’s my team baby.
karl anthony townes van zandt@SamAsItEverWasSep 12
That turf is calling my name like the Green Goblin mask
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That turf is calling my name like the Green Goblin mask
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Just made my first NIL donation
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FIRE BRENT VENABLES
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Met this dog in the Byron’s parking lot that looked like she just witnessed a tragic death.
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Spent all this time generating these AI graphics when a quick google search would show that Oklahoma hasn’t had an active Sunrise Movement chapter in over four years.
Winter 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙
@WinterEracerSep 8
It appears Cyndi Munson (potentially Oklahomas next Governor) is actively involved in the Islamic/communist/marxist takeover movement. I’m sure if I did some more digging I’d continue finding more connections. These 501c non-profits are just smoke screens to deceive the public.
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I worked with a startup chapter in OKC with the idea that I’d be the point of contact if law enforcement showed up at an action and I didn’t have to do anything bc the actions, while noble, were less radical than what I’ve seen from some boomer lib No Kings offshoots.
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I’d be so pissed if I sat on a jury for a weeks long trial with a horrifying set if evidence and testimony only for one dumbass to make the whole thing meaningless by refusing to follow the law.
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This sentiment does not apply in the case of jury nullification, in which I would probably be the one holdout that everyone was mad at.
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Is 30 years old too old to try getting into The Smashing Pumpkins for the first time
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Working hard on a pitch to convince Avery that this Daffy Duck statue would look good in our living room.
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Just remembered when I was a fairly new attorney about to go in front of a judge on a bond hearing and I asked the DA to use a term other than C-SAM because it felt prejudicial that it had my name in it.
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We did not win but we still beat plenty of teams that towed in large trailers using a couple of grills we brought in with a Subaru and a Prius.
karl anthony townes van zandt@SamAsItEverWasAug 29
Scenes from the Payne County Fair BBQ competition
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Scenes from the Payne County Fair BBQ competition
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Came into this very cocky but there’s 30 other teams with legit bbq trailers and we’re by far the skinniest team in the field so holding out for a big upset.
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The older women volunteering at my polling location told me I was the most charming and handsome boy they saw voting today.
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I won a hearing this afternoon for a client whose deadbeat ex-husband filed a harassment protective order on for texting him to remind him he was late on alimony. Gotta believe Dolly was looking out for us on that one.
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Somehow didn’t make this connection but she also mailed him an AI generated postcard with an AI-generated Dolly Parton telling him he’s late on alimony lol.
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