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Married to my better half Danielle, father to Jazz, Minni, Woody & Buster! #LiveEveryMoment *All views are my own

Victoria
Joined April 2013
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What a mess is the Victorian Government. The police force headless and leaderless, the State declining to debt levels unimaginable 10 years ago, and the Govt threatening to sign massive financial new contracts for a dud project for which they have no money. The train wreck is about to hit the State! As they once asked, "What is the capital of Victoria? $2!" Now even that $2 is borrowed.
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$10+ schooners is a sign of a broken country.
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To all the people who have sent me this today… I see you. Brilliant – at Adelaide, South Australia
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Joe Rogan (@joerogan ) is a force of nature and a force for good in this screwed-up world. It was an honor to talk at length with him again on the Joe Rogan Experience, episode 2051, released 25 October 2023. Spotify link here:  open.spotify.com/episode/5jV… Photo by Santha Faiia
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Let’s not forget the time a dickhead invaded the pitch annoying players until Sam Kerr did the most perfect and satisfying thing I’ve ever seen. Love you Sammy ❤️
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Honestly, just fucking mankad Stuart Broad at Headingley and let’s become a republic. Go all in
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Carey would have carried that protestor on day one with one hand
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Iconic 🫡 #Ashes
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"ONE OF THE GREATEST ASHES VICTORIES!" @collinsadam calls the moment Australia pulled off the unbelievable, winning the First Test by two wickets and claiming one of the most memorable Test victories. All thanks to Henley Homes 🏡 #ENGvAUS @bowlologist @beastieboy07
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Is Socceroos coach Graham Arnold coaching with one arm tied behind his back? #Offsiders
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Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.
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7-55 pm AEST 10- June 2022 Australia is generating 32457 MW of electricity Coal. 51.08% Gas. 20.72% Hydro. 13.45% Wind. 14.67% Solar 💤💤💤 Coal and gas are generating 71.80% of Australia’s electricity whilst wind is producing 14.67% @AlboMP @Bowenchris
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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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In a couple of days there will be >100,000 known infections in Vic and NSW (+probably 5x unrecorded) Can't contact trace and impossible to check if positive cases are isolating Instead: If you're sick, stay home Spend the billions on new hospitals instead of useless PCR tests
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Steve O’Keefe has often been mistaken for being Kerry O’Keeffe’s son. Here’s how Skull reacted when Steve annihilated India in 2018. 💀 #TheBackPage @FOXSportsAUS @kokeeffe49 @craddock_cmail @FitzySA @MattParslow1
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The ABC reported a Queensland Health worker was “infectious in the community for 10 days,” including travelling to Townsville. She tested positive for the “highly infectious Delta variant” and had 900 close contacts without infecting anyone.
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Any football clubs in @GippslandFooty interested in having @traralgonfnc train with them for the next couple of weeks while our ground is out of action? I’ll even take training for you? #help #Traralgonfloods
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Feature: 20 of the leading players from the @vicpremcricket U16 boys series, "the Dowling''. And some lift-off for all the leggies. heraldsun.com.au/leader/spor…
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If a radio station ran a competition to win $100,000 and all you had to do was sit in a hotel room for two weeks and spend $100 on UberEats a day the phone lines to enter would be tied up permanently. #AusOpen
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“Shit shot” I gasp in the exasperated disbelief as our sole centurion is dismissed attempting to win the game. I was earlier bowled from a full toss for no score but I maintain my right to be the arbiter of good and bad shots. I have a tiny penis.
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