Born in Cornwall, rescued by @suescatrescue fostered (SNORK) by @kernow_kitteh's colony. Causing havoc and mayhem whereever we go.

The middle of nowhere
Joined January 2015
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An election of ironies: - Momentum didn’t have any - “One Nation” Conservatives endanger the Union - Remain parties got largest increase in a vote that delights Leavers - A promise to get Brexit done that means it’s only just getting started...
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For those of you saddened by the exit poll, please consider that 5 years is my remaining life expectancy and I have to live with him...
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With all the birds I’ve been eating lately the last thing I need is a big fat chicken...
“It is not too late. We have an interview prepared. Oven-ready, as Mr Johnson likes to say” Andrew Neil issues a challenge for Boris Johnson to commit to an interview with him, to face questions on why people have “deemed him to be untrustworthy” bbc.in/2sP9AxU
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Meanwhile in downing st yesterday: was @Number10cat digging a ditch ? Unnamed downing st sources refuse to comment on this or if a present was left in the ditch.
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Clearly the biggest issue for #GeneralElection19 discussion is whether I have to keep living with a dammed dog...
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Why is it I now find @number10cat the most reliable place for news?
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Lloyds bank. How hard can it be to set up an account? Can't do it on line 3rd question says something has gone wrong at our end. Phone calls get cut off 10 times , local branch couldn't help or direct to a branch who could #lloyds . #lloydsbanking
The fact that #StopTheCoop and #stopthecoupe have been trending for the past 24 hours is an incredibly powerful argument in favour of why we still need the 'do not eat' warnings on silica gel packets.
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Johnson chooses to arrive Gangnam Style at #G7Biarritz
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Poor service from #openreach #bt . my friend @Cat_Weasel and their Cumbrian village have been WIFI less for 11 days now since a car hit a cabinet. I know us rural users count for little or nothing (see low internet speeds) but this is inexplicable #wlf retweet at will
I do...but not as much as Ash does he's a tartlet
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imagine what he would have been if his mum hadn't chewed his leg off
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yes I needs to celebrate this victory for panfur kind
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top Tom tier of top Tom towers has been reoccupied
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*shuffles paw* da bug is on that, I prefer cosy bed
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