Coalitions at @HRC. Joyful Warrior. Aries. He/Him. Former: @KamalaHarris, @TheDemocrats, @ppact. All opinions are my own and could be worse!

Joined January 2012
Sam Alleman retweeted
8:49am leave house 9:07am get to DCA 9:11am get to gate 9:12am get on plane
There is no faster city for flying than San Francisco. 9:10pm: Leave house 9:32pm: Arrive at SFO 9:40pm: Get to gate 9:43pm: Boarding starts 9:48pm: At seat I’ve never done a 38min house-seat time before.
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working on a campaign:
(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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That sigh when you've become too important at work and you would like to return to middle management.
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Ten years ago today: Ken Bone
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Voters hearing the Republican message:
GOP's midterm convention bounce: +2.5 for the Democrats.
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Scoop: The Flight 93 National Memorial changed their ceremony to the afternoon for the first time ever on Friday in order to accommodate a POTUS or VP visit and allow time for Secret Service checks. But neither Trump nor Vance bothered to come. Shameful, yet not surprising.
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Being a Democratic politician who decides to speak at Trump’s midterm convention is like boarding the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.
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It’s Lake Ontario.
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this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably
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It’s not my job to educate you
i think when people say “woke 1 was crazy” they should be required to specify exactly what was so crazy about it because i’m getting scared 😐
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the older i get the more i turn into them unironically
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lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention
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I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid
If a woman gives birth at the Supreme Court, is her baby entitled to automatic status as a justice?
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If you're a socialist Knicks fan who loves soccer and lives in a rent-stabilized apartment, June 2026 could end up being the best month of your life
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Just thought about getting the first push notification for a Democrat announcing their run for President on November 4.
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But his interview on the View was great...
KENNEDY: Trump wants to turn the entire Middle East into a massive Trumpworld resort, which I celebrate because I'm hoping by being on the same show with VP Vance that I get a discount code JD VANCE: The discount code is "Trump 2028"
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BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.
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In Rehoboth Beach for Sarah McBride’s reelection launch rally. Says she’s been able to deliver “despite the noise, and the naysayers, and the negative Nancys in Congress…” some applause as the crowd figures out who she’s referring to.
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