Joined December 2012
KEEPER WANTED. Due to our keepers schedule we’re looking to bring someone in the the season ahead. DM us if interested or if you know anyone and RT’s very much appreciated!!
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Keep this guy and ship that donkey Disasi off
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have activated their option to recall Trevoh Chalobah from his Crystal Palace loan. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵 The 25-year-old returns with immediate effect. 🗞️ @David_Ornstein
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Happy birthday to ex-Chelsea striker Adrian Mutu. Here's some of his career highlights: 💊 Banned twice for drugs 🇷🇴 Banned forever from his national team 🩸 He once drank the blood of a porn star he was dating to be better in bed 🤑 He got a €17m fine ⚽️ Scored 161 goals
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Royal Mail customer service is complete and utter toilet. Shocking
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Is that a golden retriever
Kobbie Mainoo and his dog, Kodak. 🐕
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Sam Aitken retweeted
Wishing you a wonderful 40th birthday, O Monstro! 🇧🇷🎉
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Bit of a last minute training game this evening instead of the usual training session. Threw a side together on the day and came out 4-5 winners away at prem side PALS. Great to get some more mins in the tank and a good performance all round. UTS🤍🖤
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Unbelievable bargain. What a defender 💙
Is Gary Cahill the definition of underrated? We paid £7 million for him from Bolton. He won the Champions League, the Europa League twice, the Premier League twice, the FA Cup twice, the League Cup and made PFA Team of the Season three times… #cfc
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An immigrant who raped a 13-year-old girl in the UK was allowed to walk free because he didn't know rape was illegal. But posting your opinion on social media leads to years in prison. Make it make sense.
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But you will tolerate attacks by the Muslim communities🤔 this guy is an absolute sausage. Country is fucked
This is not protest, it is pure violence. We will have a standing army of public duty officers. We will ramp up criminal justice. We will apply criminal law online as well as offline. We will not tolerate attacks on mosques or on Muslim communities.
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Seen very little of this footage floating about, wonder why😅
The Manchester Airport cctv is finally out and it's exactly as we knew it would be. It clearly shows the Muslims attacking police as they said. Yet MPs, the media and professionally offended turned the whole narrative for their own agendas. Sickening.
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I would like to ask people especially the shocked Muslim off the Qatar flight who filmed the events at Manchester airport today. If male Muslims attacked and broke the noses of Female Qatari police officers what would happen in Muslim Arab land?
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Haha just imagine british people doing this in a Muslim country! Get beheaded in the street 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
When you go to work tomorrow just know this is what your taxes are paying for. Jobless muslims rioting. Talk about fucking ungrateful.
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I’d rather play in heavy motorway traffic than be there in that crowd, fuck me🤣🤣
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Police kill a cow by running it over. Country is fucked man🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
Police try to stop an escaped cow by ramming it with their car in Feltham, West London
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Anthony Taylor being allowed to ref Chelsea games is always shambolic 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
"How that is not given is just beyond me" 🤨 Ref Watch are in agreement that Chelsea should have been awarded a penalty for Semenyo's challenge on Sterling 🔵
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Literal tears man, what a fucking player💙
Thiago Silva’s farewell speech.. 🥹
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Sam Aitken retweeted
Thank you will never be enough. 💙
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You're looking at April's @PremierLeague Player of the Month winner. 🥶🏆
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We’d like to give HUGE thank you to our sponsors this season, we’d be nowehere without these guys backing us all the way!! @VirginWines @jaywright1969 @FlamesofNewark @DarronWalton13 and finally AAA scaffolding @SamAitken69 Your division 3 champions SHAKEY UTD💛🖤🏆
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