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Jokes?
2027 Presidency: “I’ll reset Nigeria within four years if elected” — Seyi Makinde
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When you finally find the courage to make eye contact with somebody you like, then immediately look away like you just committed a felony.
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If they say they’re killing people with less than 100k in their acct this evening, will you survive?👀
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2012 babies -->> 2026 Queens. Grew up. Leveled up. But never left each other behind 💕
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Be honest, do you still have a friendship that's lasted for over 10 years?
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What a short wedding
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A lady who loves you will not let you spend your money boxer and singlet.
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women be like “i want you” yeah to sort bills
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“Hope you’re not after my body” Na that 5,400 wey ďey your OPay i suppose ďey after?
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Today’s breeze nearly blew me away
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I still wonder what level of hunger made someone look at sugarcane and say, “Let me chew this.” 😭
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One of my guy borrow money from me use am lodge my babe.😭
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What can actually change your mood right now? 🤔 1. Cred!t alert 2. Good food 3. Hug 4. Good S*x Choose only One. 😁
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when she asks you not to talk to other girls but she is the other girl
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the fact that I go a whole day without talking to anyone does not mean I'm a bad person bitch
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I dun finally reach the legal age of taking alcohol today 😌🎂Shey I fit get babe now Abi ? 🥲
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" a woman keeps her home" Nigerian mothers follow dey give men mind to carry side chicks sha
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Men are so easy. One light touch from a woman and they’re already hard.
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october wish list: new car. new house. serious money.
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I don't even complain anymore I just kept hoping for better days
Fr I’m even tired of complaining, just trusting the process.
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