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H2 Kid retweeted
"oh yep. you got this."
Replying to @Nate_Tice
they showed the close-up of his face before the kick and I had absolutely zero doubt he was making that lolol
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“You going down or running?” Jalen Pitre knew a pick was coming😭
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H2 Kid retweeted
Texans defense might be the most terrifying group of men ever assembled.
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44 year old Phillip Rivers seeing the Texans defense on the schedule:
The Colts are expected to start rookie Riley Leonard on Sunday against the Texans, sources told @HolderStephen and me. After three games with Philip Rivers and the Colts falling out of the playoffs, Indy will get a look at the rookie.
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#TEXANS OWNER CAL MCNAIR WITH ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TIKTOKS OF ALL TIME AFTER CJ STROUD IGNORED HIM. 🤣🤣🤣 CRYING OF LAUGHTER WATCHING THIS. HE DID THIS ALL DAY LONG.
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The only media head that was 100% correct about Shadeur Sanders’s draft stock was @delaniewalker82 on @BussinWTB but nobody wanted to listen Delanie tried telling everyone back in January
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Ridiculously early, but these lines are going to keep moving. Some Final Four Plays for you. Duke -4.5 Duke & Florida ML Parlay +140 Florida/Auburn O160.5 Might re-bet these on Saturday, but wanted to get this out since I'm placing them now.
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Scary hours 😈
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter11 Mar 2025
Another Texans trade: Houston is acquiring veteran safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson from the Eagles in exchange for former first-round pick Kenyon Green, per @Djbienaime and me. Trade includes a pick swap with the Eagles getting a 2026 5th-round pick and the Texans getting a 2026 6th.
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The #Texans are trading G Kenyon Green to the #Eagles for S Chauncey Gardner-Johnson 👀
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son of a boy dad
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The Gruden Bowl.
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🚨🚨🚨THREAD… 🧵🧵🧵 THE #NFL REFS SCREWED OVER THE HOUSTON #TEXANS ON 10 AWFUL CALLS TODAY ALONE. 10. ONE OF THE MOST EVER. The refs' favoring KC has become a common theme this season. 1) REFS SOMEHOW CALL THIS A ROUGHING THE PASSER ON HOUSTON. 😳
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Refs are ruining football Thanks Roger @stoolpresidente
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It’s not even impressive when u cheat and then clearly try to cheat. Just win baby
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TOM BRADY HAS NOW OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY RETIRED. DO NOT LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THIS MAN IS NOT THE GOAT. HERE IS EVERYTHING HE ACCOMPLISHED DURING HIS 23 YEAR CAREER… -7x Super Bowl Champion -5x Super Bowl MVP -3x #NFL  Most Valuable Player -2x #NFL  Offensive Player of the Year -#NFL  Comeback Player of the Year -3x First-team All-Pro -3x Second-team All-Pro -15x Pro Bowler -5x #NFL  passing touchdowns leader -4x #NFL  passing yards leader (2005, 2007, 2017, 2021) -2x #NFL  passer rating leader (2007, 2010) -NFL completion percentage leader -NFL 2000s All-Decade Team -NFL 2010s All-Decade Team -NFL 100th Anniversary All-Time Team -New England #Patriots All-2000s Team -New England Patriots All-2010s Team -New England Patriots 50th Anniversary Team -New England Patriots All-Dynasty Team -Bert Bell Award (2007) -AP Male Athlete of the Year (2007) -2x Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year (2005, 2021) #NFL  records: -Most career quarterback wins: 251 -Most career passing attempts: 12,050 -Most career passing completions: 7,753 -Most career passing touchdowns: 649 -Most career passing yards: 89,214 -Most pass completions in a season: 490 (2022) -Most pass attempts in a season: 733 (2022) -Longest touchdown pass: 99 yards (tied) Regular season records: Most games won by a player: 251 Most games played by a non-kicker: 335 -Most games started by a skill position player: 333 Most division titles: 19 (17 with New England, 2 with Tampa Bay) -Fourth quarterback to beat all 32 teams Best touchdown to interception ratio in a season: 28:2 (2016) Oldest quarterback to lead the league in passing yards: 44 (5,316 yards: 2021) Oldest player to win NFL MVP: 40 Most career passing yards: 89,214 Most career pass completions: 7,753 Most career passing attempts: 12,050 Most career touchdown passes: 649 Most career passing yards with one team: 74,571 Most career pass completions with one team: 6,377 Most career passing attempts with one team: 9,988 Most career passing touchdowns with one team: 541 Most Pro Bowl selections: 15 Most seasons as passing touchdowns leader: 5 Most 4th quarter comebacks: 46 Most game-winning drives: 58 Longest pass-play: 99 yards, tied (2011) Playoffs records: Most consecutive seasons in the NFL playoffs by a team, player or head coach: 14 Most games started: 48 Most games won by a starting quarterback: 35 Most consecutive wins by a starting quarterback: 10 (2001–2005) Most consecutive wins to start a career by a starting quarterback: 10 (2001, 2003–2005) Most touchdown passes: 88 Most passing yards: 13,400 Most passing yards in a single playoff game: 505 Most passes completed: 1,200 Most passes attempted: 1,921 Most NFL conference championship appearances by a starting quarterback: 14 Most NFL conference championship wins by a starting quarterback: 10 Oldest quarterback to win an AFC title game: 41 years, 5 months, 17 days Oldest quarterback to win an NFC title game: 43 years, 5 months, 21 days Most career 300+ passing yard games: 19 Most game-winning drives: 14 Most fourth-quarter comebacks: 9 Most multi-TD pass games: 29 Super Bowl records: Most NFL championships by player: 7 The only starting quarterback to win the Super Bowl for both the AFC and NFC Most Super Bowl MVPs: 5 One of only two starting quarterbacks to win a Super Bowl for two separate teams Most touchdown passes: 21 Most passing yards: 3,039 Most passes completed: 277 Most passes attempted: 421 Most passes completed in a single Super Bowl: 43 Most passes attempted in a single Super Bowl: 62 Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl: 505 Most Super Bowl appearances: 10 Most passing attempts without an interception in a single Super Bowl: 48 Oldest QB to start a Super Bowl: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days Oldest QB to win a Super Bowl: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP: 43 years, 6 months, and 4 days Most consecutive completions in a single Super Bowl: 16 Most game-winning drives: 6 @TomBrady🐐
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C.J. Stroud every gameday:
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Galveston is the perfect place for that, conveniently only about an hour from Houston.
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What if the ultimate conspiracy theory is that everything is gonna be alright?
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80 Forever | Andre Johnson HOF Tribute Video (Created By: Me)
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