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I’m not looking to be lauded as some wonderful person for really doing the bare minimum.

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Joined February 2012
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We go live to Silicon Valley
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Elon Musk should buy the Mets if he wants to spend money and get no results.
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Just finished counting votes for my town, what did I miss?
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It's a house race, not a hawse race!
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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This is how the campaign is won. Flood the timeline with hungry confused dogs. Mine did the same thing today
Miss Peaches isn’t a fan of this whole daylight savings thing
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For the "Red Phone" enthusiasts
It’s crazy that Pete Ricketts is running this ad the day BEFORE the election, but here we are.
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Replying to @KillaKreww
Ochocinco will pay for dk surgery but not a can of corn that's not on sale for $.10 cheaper
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I better be able to carry the poop all the way to where the hookers and homeless are
New gameplay from GTA 6 was shown in the latest ‘SOUTH PARK’ episode.
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Where's those Jets fans that were clowning on the Giants?
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I've never believed in a QB more in my life than J.J. McCarthy
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I've never been to a Cheesecake Factory. If I'm going to a place with a 30 page menu, I'd rather hit a Greek diner for a monte christo or gravy fries
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Puma warming up for his annual Thanksgiving week clickbait surprise
Where the Mets went wrong with Freddy Peralta and the SNY question Ron Darling 'can't answer' trib.al/d6u4RgZ
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RIP Strawberry 🍓
NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Skerritt, a durable character actor with roles in 'Picket Fences,' 'Alien' and 'Top Gun,' dies.
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So Dems thought it was a good idea to knock the Vivik commercial off from the headlines with a Lindsey Graham is gay video? Absolute morons.
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You have to be an absolute jerk off to want to tweet this nonsense.
How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
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Replying to @Jiniferl5hv
Damn Jenny. You're forward. I like that. I really like that. Well my dick size.... Let's just say that it's not quite a Pringles can but isn't a can of corn either.
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He’s getting pimped by Dudus. Jamaica’s baddest man is in the same prison. So Diddy has no say here. He just has to run money to Dudus and Dudus makes sure he gets what he needs. Dudus had all of Kingston, every police, every politician, every business owner and every gunman on lock, Diddy has zero clout here. Dudus stopped every crime in Kingston when the government, for decades, couldn’t do it. In exchange, every business owner had to pay him protection. And if your business got robbed or violated, Dudus would have the culprits burned to death with a car tire around them. America stopped him. They shouldn’t have. Dudus was law and order. The same men washing Dudus clothes, running his errands and cooking his food in prison, are the same ones doing it for Diddy because Dudus said so. And he said so, because Diddy is being extorted.
#StarNews: Disgraced music mogul Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is reportedly relying on Jamaican inmates to cater to his needs behind bars after allegedly falling out of his usual prison routine. READ MORE: jamaica-star.com/article/new…
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.@realDonaldTrump please provide Dudus with a full and unconditional pardon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus. Everything we know: tmz.me/4BcdM8K
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Trump: I had a police officer from New York. And he came up to thank me, and he was a rough guy. I don’t think he cried when he was born. He didn’t cry. He was not a crier. He’s a rough guy, big, strong guy, and he was almost crying. He was waiting in line to shake my hand, which I do with the police. And he said to me, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife has never respected me that much because I’ve lost a lot of money. I’ve gone into investments. I’ve always lost money. I’m not good at it. And yet now, after you’ve been here not even two years, my 401(k) is up by a number that Warren Buffett would be very proud of. Much higher than Warren Buffett’s numbers, to be honest.” And he said, “And she now views me as a financial genius. She viewed me as a loser for my whole life, and now she views me as a brilliant financial mind, and I didn’t do anything.” And I said, “Are you going to stay with your wife?” And he said, “I’m thinking about it.” No, I said, “Stay with your wife. It’s much less expensive.”
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Freddy Peralta at 98 in the sixth. Naturally.
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