Life ain’t a life til you live it. #TXST #FreePalestine

Flavor Town, USA
Joined March 2013
Saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp and said "Salsa Merango's a Pimp."
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It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin
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I'm not MJ, I'm LJ
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If Texas does decide to drop our game, we all know it’ll be to duck the ONE and ONLY Brad Jackson!!! 😤
NEW: Texas Tech's Joey McGuire said he's called Abilene Christian and Texas State in efforts to schedule Texas after Steve Sarkisian's recent comments🔥 "We would love to play the University of Texas in Week one." (h/t @Joseph_Duarte) on3.com/college/texas-tech-r…
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Every Texans defense interception from the 2025 season.
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LeBron James 🇹🇹 breaks the NJCAA Record in the men's Javelin Throw with a 77.91m heave in New Mexico! He broke the record of 76.29m set by Markim Felix in 2018 to win the NJCAA title.
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2011 Josh Smith reel
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Texans Fans: “Nick Caserio. Do something! Our offensive line needs help.” Nick Caserio:
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PRIME ARIAN FOSTER WAS AN ABSOLUTE BEAST FOR THE #TEXANS. Foster’s run from 2010-14 was special… • 6,052 rushing yards • 1,948 receiving yards • 62 total touchdowns • 4x Pro Bowler • 2x All-Pro One of the most underrated running backs ever.
NAME A #TEXANS RUNNING BACK OTHER THAN JOE MIXON OR ARIAN FOSTER:
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THROWBACK: The 2011 Houston #Texans team was STACKED besides their quarterback… xitter.cf/Fatslob1123/status/202… QB: T.J. Yates RB: Arian Foster WR: Andre Johnson WR: Kevin Walter TE: Owen Daniels LT: Duane Brown LG: Wade Smith C: Chris Myers RG: Mike Brisiel RT: Eric Winston DE: J.J. Watt Antonio Smith NT: Shaun Cody LB: DeMeco Ryans, Brian Cushing, Connor Barwin CB: Johnathan Joseph, Kareem Jackson S: Glover Quin, Danieal Manning One hell of a team.
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NFL teams ranked by number of appearances in the Epstein Files🚨🚨 1. Commanders: 18 2. 49ers: 17 3. Patriots: 14 4. Dolphins: 13 4. Jets: 13 6. Giants 11 7. Titans 9 8. Bears: 7 8. Broncos: 7 8. Cowboys: 7 11. Chiefs: 6 12. Buccaneers: 5 12. Falcons: 5 12. Seahawks: 5 12. Raiders: 5 16. Browns: 4 16. Eagles: 4 16. Jaguars: 4 16. Lions: 4 16. Packers: 4 16. Ravens: 4 22. Bengals: 3 22. Cardinals: 3 22. Colts: 3 22. Panthers: 3 22. Saints: 3 22. Vikings: 3 28. Bills: 2 28. Chargers: 2 28. Rams: 2 28. Steelers: 2 32. Texans: 0
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Built this dub brick by brick
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“It’s the Pop-Tart’s bowl. Both teams put sprinkles on their helmets and they have 6 live pop-tart mascots. The winning team gets to sacrifice one of them and then eat them live on the field. The trophy is also a fully functioning toaster. It’s the people’s national championship”
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1994 Knicks-Pacers Game 5: Reggie Miller beats Knicks at MSG, does choke sign to celebrity Knicks fan Spike Lee Game 6: Fellow celebrity Knicks fan Billy Baldwin travels to Indiana & sits next to Reggie Miller’s wife. Pacers lose on Miller’s 8-21 FG Game 7: Knicks take series
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Woody Marks shatters American sports records by leaving a 13th consecutive games with an injury.
Woody Marks continues his record breaking season by leaving a 12th consecutive game with an injury.
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Texas State has an ad running in Mexico City calling themselves “Mexico’s PAC12 team”
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
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LETS GOOOOOOO
President Trump announces that he approves the production of an ultra-compact Truck, which wasn't previously allowed in America due to government overreach
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thinking about how they would fight and he would cry
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