Lambert.

╰━━┈┄ ⿻ ; ❛ But some witcher saved him. Know what he wanted in return? "Give me the first thing you see when you get home." ❜ □────lambert────□ ❝My life... For the life of that prick? I say *fuck* that kinda destiny.❞⌡

[Cracks knuckles] Let the games begin. I'm ready. Don't hold back.

And don't you dare and go easy on me.

Honestly, anything you'll throw my way, I'll be able to handle. I'm tough like that 💪🏼

You're just a wimp. I'd be able to handle it e a s y. (This is a lie).

Bold of you to assume I'd go running straight to Vesemir, and not kick your ass myself.

Yeah, your ass is definitely a joke.

There's such a thing as 'practical jokes'.

Why? Because I provide you with nutritious meals?

This, what he's doing, is called 💫 observing 💫

He's not looking. At all. Nope.

|| a little insecure about my writing on here :/

|| I wouldn't mind plotting something owo

|| when you're not actually english and accidentally mix up words:

|| Of course. She was like a sister to him, after all ;-;

|| THAT'S EVEN MORE PAINFUL 😭😭

|| Valdo Marx, I'm gonna guess 🥺

Tonight's dinner is mustard soup except it's literally just mustard that I've heated up. Bon appetit.