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⠀⠀❝ Way to go, Steven . Now we’re all going to starve ! Good job ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Ohhhhhh shit ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Well ? ❞

⠀⠀❝ I don’t know . MayMay is being oddly quiet over there . ❞

⠀⠀❝ Dawn . Bro . Where the hell have you been ? They’re MARRIED . ❞

⠀⠀❝ Y’all think N is all innocent but the truth is he was just a socially awkward pervert !! He knew exactly what he was doing ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ No but I’m surprised Melon Lord isn’t pregnant by now . Those soldiers must not be marching … ❞

⠀⠀❝ Steve, I swear to Kyurem—. ❞

⠀⠀❝ N ? Nah, I took his virginity . ❞

⠀⠀❝ I ain’t the one with the dick ! Why should I have to be the one to wrap it up ?! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Shut the hell up, Steve . You totally drilled May when she was high on aphrodisiacs so I don’t wanna hear it !! ❞

⠀⠀❝ What ? He’s hot . It’s not like we planned it, though . Shit happens . ❞

⠀⠀❝ Stop talking about Alder ! I don’t like him !! Like that ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Old man Steve is here . Someone get the denture cream—. ❞

⠀⠀❝ So what if my tits came in when I had my kid ? Big fucking deal ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Low blow ! And I do have tits ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ Rosa … be fucking for real . ❞

⠀⠀❝ Neither one of you can talk ! Rosa is like titty monster too ! And don’t even get me started on you, Serena ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ But your tits are so superior !! It’s a compliment ! ❞

⠀⠀❝ The Melon Lord has been here … ❞