Singer-songwriter. Good hair. Likes naps. New single, Clickbait Reissued, out now. She/her.

Blackpool, England
Joined September 2009
This is the second time in a week or so that the official WSL account has posted something that sounds like it makes sense from a footballing perspective - until you watch the video. I'm convinced the posts aren't made by a person, but by some kind of "make football words" AI.
Marie Höbinger buries it into the bottom corner! 🎯 #SubwayPlayersCup
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This is a joke. He takes 3 business days to fall over then throws himself on the ball.
Igor Jesus' equaliser is ruled out after a VAR check for a foul ❌
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What a strange way to describe a deflection. Reads as though it was Robe who put the cross in.
DEADLOCK BROKEN 🔓 Leighanne Robe's ball finds its way into the back of the visitor's net 🌟 @EvertonWomen #BarclaysWSL
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How is this not a kit clash? I'm not colour blind but when they're in the shade, I'm very much struggling @LiverpoolFCW @BarclaysWSL
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My email about registering for the auto cup scheme went into my "other" folder so I missed it, despite me regularly checking. First time in years I've not been on it. Hopefully my credits from last year will still help and fingers crossed for the Members Sale 🤞😭 #lfc
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Sally Pepper retweeted
This Friday, we give you another belter show as we welcome back Ferret Friends™ - PET NEEDS - Essex boys bringing high energy punk rock to the stage; explosive, relentless & showstopping! With support from @harry_rimmer, KnowOne & @SalPeps.
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Playing at the Ev but training at Melwood 👀
Our #Lionesses are back home and out for training in Liverpool 👊
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Sally Pepper retweeted
Tonight at @TheWaterloo_BPL - @SkinnyLister with support from @SalPeps Lids = Finders Keepers 😁
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Just drove past the Glenbuck and saw @TheAnfieldWrap filming the Post Match Pint through the window. Someone ask @johngibbonsblog why he's wearing BLUE.
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Can’t wait to return to BLACKPOOL at The Waterloo THIS FRIDAY 26th Sept. With special guest @SalPeps And - for those who don’t already have the postcard editions of our latest album - you’ll be able to pick up a souvenir Blackpool edition for just £5 🎟️ seetickets.com/event/skinny-…
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Incredibly sad.
Liverpool Football Club is deeply shocked and saddened by the sudden passing of former LFC Women manager Matt Beard. The thoughts of everyone at the club are with Matt’s family and friends at this devastating time.

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GIVE RYAN THE BALLON D'OR.
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'It's been a strange few years for Joe...It's long looked like his days were numbered, yet here he remains. He was imperious in 2019/20...then fate kicked in again and he was back to fighting a war with his own body.' ✍️ Karl Coppack’s column… 👉 Read here: mailchi.mp/theanfieldwrap/ta…
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I don't think Max Pacheco ever put a ball in like these for Liverpool 😂
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Sally Pepper retweeted
How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?
Name a bigger upgrade in footballing history.
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🌊 BLACKPOOL! Looking forward to partying with you again at @TheWaterloo_BPL this month - Friday 26th September! And with special guest @SalPeps Sally Pepper this promises to be a great night! 🍻🪗🤘 🎟️ seetickets.com/event/skinny-…
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Last night at Anfield will stay with me forever - not because of one person's words, but because of how the entire football family stood together. To my @afcbournemouth teammates who supported me in that moment, to the @LiverpoolFC players and fans who showed their true character, to the @premierleague officials who handled it professionally - thank you. Football showed its best side when it mattered most. Scoring those two goals felt like speaking the only language that truly matters on the pitch. This is why I play - for moments like these, for my teammates, for everyone who believes in what this beautiful game can be. The overwhelming messages of support from across the football world remind me why I love this sport. We keep moving forward, together. 🙏🏾⚽ . . . . #FootballFamily #OnwardTogether #AFCB
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Sally Pepper retweeted
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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