A Woman just put her driving licence in the ballot box.

Just did a thumbs up/salute hybrid to Handsome Dan of all people 😎

Just looked into the magnifying side of my shaving mirror. Yikes

Never come out on Sundays but off work so giving it a go. Bit boring

Lovely Dad and Daughter day walking round the Tower of London saying “that’s not original” at everything. She’s a tolerant girl tbf

I’m starting to think I’m being misled about how much Lemon is actually in my bleach.

Darley Dale, Measham, Droitwich and Grantham.

“And are you taking any Medication atm?” “I am yes, but you clearly overestimate my ability to pronounce or spell anything other than paracetamol so for I’ll just say no and hope for the best”

Monday

Just seen a gigantic toddler wearing reins dragging his little Mum along. A real Channel 5 looking beast Lovely stuff

Me in the 80s or something

Wonder if it’ll be this week I marry Katie Price, must be my turn soon?

At a wedding where the DJ has a saxophonist with, not sure if I love him or want to Chinese burn the prick. Discuss

Just told a stranger I liked their Cardy

My mate’s adorable wife, ladies and gentlemen.

Need to brush up on what ml’s are because the bottle of aftershave that’s just been delivered here looks like a bloody keyring

Lad at work went to Turkey last week to have his hair resurrected, cost him 2 grand. Part of the process was shaving his head, he’s now decided he loves having a shaved head. I advised him on that for £1000

Didn’t bother with the pub tonight, had a better offer

I don’t agree with anything Donald says, however I am with him on having a quick glimpse at the ol’ eclipse, au natural. We used to play “who could stare at the sun the longest” at primary school, and we can all still see.

Got 7 coats and 4 hats drying on the line. I have never been this prepared in my life.