Ad Agency Executive. Family man, cricket-mad and Arsenal FC lifer. All opinions are my own.

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined September 2009
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This is GPT-6 Astra. Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.
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Arsenal having transfer valuations and sticking to them is… good business. Some clubs don’t have limits. Arsenal do. Can’t be losing sleep over a player who won’t impact the first team. Remember Sverre Nypan? City snatched him. Loaned to Boro. 600 mins. 0 goals, 0 assists.
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Always at the heart of things @adamkeys_ keep up the good work mate!
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Yes 🙌🏾
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CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!!
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Mikel Arteta is the first manager to win the Premier League managing the club he played for 🏆 Trust the process ❤️
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City sat atop the league then dropped 7 points on the run in over the next month, deary me what a bottle 😭😭😭
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The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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Sailesh Jani retweeted
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Sailesh Jani retweeted
Confirmation that Arsenal face the deepest defensive line in the Premier League. This makes our position at the top of the table even more remarkable.
Very true. Arsenal face the deepest defensive line of any team by a WIDE margin in the league. All while playing the highest defensive line.
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Sailesh Jani retweeted
I’m going to be insufferable in summer… not because I’m an “Arsenal fan” but because in the past 3 years I have witnessed… - Liverpool fans holding a banner of Arteta dressed as a woman “Never the bride” - Tottenham celebrate their team losing to City at home - Haaland “Stay Humble” - David Bentley break into Arteta’s office, take his beer and mock Arsenal because Spurs won Europa - Slot, Hurzeler, Ten Hag, Amorim etc… complain about Arsenal’s style of football & claim that they should’ve won matches against us - Rival fans say Arsenal don’t deserve to win the prem because they’re not “entertaining” - Liverpool fans “drinking Arsenals tears” at a parade - Constant calls of being “bottlejobs” from rival fans - The silly culture of watch alongs from fans who gain fame from hating on Arsenal when their teams aren’t even in the title race or rivals of Arsenals (Kee Thomas I’m talking to you) - Second again chants at stadiums. - Gary Neville constantly berating our club, when he’s praising other teams for doing the same - Jamie Carragher saying “Get down the tunnel” for a simple celebration - Man City fans talking about “We’re breathing down on you” - Lastly, every time we win people tell us to shut up & run online narratives because it’s Arsenal but praise other clubs for doing the same… And I’m sure I’ve missed some. So don’t judge Arsenal fans when we’re out n about in London with kits on. When the trophy parade shuts down the entirety of North London & Northwest London. We deserve this.
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Rodri cannot accept he and Man City might not be good enough to beat Arsenal to the title this year. So he blames referees and suggests English football is corrupt. Not quite so vocal when ref spares him a red card. I hope the FA give him a long ban. dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba…
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Arsenal conceded 0.00(xGOT) against Crystal Palace, until the 95th minute.
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If Liverpool and/or Man City fail to win the Premier League this season, it should go down as one of the biggest failures in the division's history - @Football_LDN Around £400m spent each in 2025 on players, approximately £100m+ more than Arsenal. football.london/arsenal-fc/n…
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Even in Liverpool that’s offside 😂
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HOW have I not seen this before?! This is wonderful and absolutely spot on 😂
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This is one of the most in depth data deep dives I have done. If you’re curious about why I am high on this transfer it’s well worth your time
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white pundits when a black player scores
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