Romans 8:18 || Investment Team & Memes @HV_Capital || Big believer in🇪🇺🦄 || dms are open #venturecapital #startups

Berlin - Munich - Frankfurt
Joined December 2019
One thing I learned as a VC🧐: If a startup confesses that they signed another TS, I know the temptation is to ask, “with who?“ But that's inappropriate. Avoid it.🙅🏾‍♂️ Instead ask, “with whom? “ It is important to speak good English. – at Berlin, Germany
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This is like a new SOTA model release for performative tech bros
NEW: Weber Workshops built a coffee grinder that cuts down on static mess and shakes out leftover grounds. The new EG-1 is a single-dose grinder for both espresso and filter coffee. -Built-in ionizer reduces static and stray grounds -Vibrates after grinding to clear coffee left inside -Burrs stay aligned after cleaning or swapping -22% more motor torque than before -Grinds from fine espresso to coarser filter coffee -Automatically stops when grinding is finished Starts at $4,450.
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Overheard in Berlin: Tuesday is the little Friday for VCs
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The art of retardmaxxing
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Building a startup in 2010s: "Your margin is my opportunity" Building a startup today: "You, blocking agents, is my opportunity"
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We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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The French insurance manager opening his inbox on Monday
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Retards 1 : 0 Math-kids
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Pulling this at the McDonalds Drive-thru will go so hard
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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When your Partner is 10min late to the founder meeting and you run out of topics to bridge the time
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POV: what my fridge sees at 2.15am
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Personal agent for GPs: Agent that sends funding announcements to analyst with “are we in this??”
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When you realize your Diet Coke is not diet
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This is the All-In podcast for people who know Joe Rogan
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VCs when a European in SF starts their company
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Great time to be a founder. Good time to be a GP. Tough time to be an analyst.
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The GP of the Tier 1 fund right before announcing that his associate will take over the board seat
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VC don’t even try to explain why they earned their prorata anymore they just look at you like this
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“You got your pro-rata in a Sequoia-led round?”
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The IC looking at you finding out you committed to the cuck tranch
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