True Life: I'm a total f*ckin bad ass.

Joined March 2009
SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
this entire Jalen situation is much bigger than just a QB dealing with an injury, it’s about the utter neglect and mistreatment of black people when it comes to medical care.
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I hope Jalen sues the draws off the Eagles AND the NFL. They better hope he recovers and can play again or it’s curtains.
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
I need women to start embracing male hobbies too. Disappear for six hours on a Saturday and come back with absolutely nothing to show for it.
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Being midsized is harder than being fat and skinny I understand biracial people in a way
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
β€œWe could’ve been married by now” - a fuck nigga
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Anybody who tells you their white car β€œdoesn’t show dirt” is a liar and should be treated as such. Don’t piss me off.
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A 24 team college football playoff bracket sounds like a nightmare. So just everybody can be in it??
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
a man always knows how to piss me the fuck off pt 2
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
Dilly Dally = Fun Rippin and Runnin = Business
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
I need men to understand that consistency is attractive. I shouldn't have to wonder wether you like me every other Tuesday. 😭😭
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
maybe for halloween you niggas could be men since yall been bitches all year
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
Yall pls vote. I can’t lose no more rights and money.
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Yes, and while we’re at it, I need their feedback too. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
Question for my followers: if you tell a married friend something private, do you assume they’re gonna tell the spouse?
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
I knew when they said meg the stallion was 170 they aint know wtf they were talking about πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Most men have no idea about weight and the female bodies. My male trainer was so shocked at my first weigh in, cause their male brain literally converts certain weights to a certain body. Aint no way you thought i was less than 160 anything and was serious
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
If men suffer in silence why so many podcasts..?????!!!??
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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Yankees and Padres are out. Dodgers on to NLCS. October Baseball is here and all is right. #BleedBlue πŸ’™βšΎοΈ
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SAM BAM FOREVER βœŒπŸΎβ€οΈπŸ’› retweeted
ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted ppl to watch how the fuck they talk to me
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