Social strategy director for your favorite (or least favorite) brands on social

Seattle // New York
Joined March 2013
Stop asking us to print our own shipping labels, we don’t own printers
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My faith in this world is finally restored
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Apparently vibes is not an acceptable KPI
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Happy "do you mind pulling together a quick little activation for the super bowl" Friday to all who celebrate!
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But what happened to his belly button?
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Do wellness stipends include window tinting so I can cry in peace on the drive to work? Asking for a friend
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When people ask me to describe myself
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My mind is blown that a brand would think this was acceptable to post in today's climate let alone 24 hours after a mass shooting
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I'm sorry but I will never call it X
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The only roman empire I care about
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Goodbye hot girl summer, hello feral girl fall
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Blood is thicker than water, but cheese is thicker than blood so technically a grilled cheese is more important than family
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What it's like working with me
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Got to say "unintentionally phallic" to a client so you know work is going well today
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Dating, house hunting, and working in advertising are the trifecta of disappointment
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My dating life broken down in 13 seconds
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You celebrate federal holidays and I celebrate feral holidays. We are not the same
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Happy first birthday to George Jetson
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And yes I set a calendar reminder for this 2 years ago
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