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In loving memory of one of the most raging Umphreaks with all my love. Chris Keefer (aka: ps guy) August 20, 2009
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Trump’s firing of Katie Zacharia after just 5 days makes this a Black Friday for social media content creators everywhere. So much potential gone way too soon.
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Trump: “I want Zelensky to stop.” Zelensky: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of another Russian data center exploding, you traitorous fucking weasel.” 🔥🔥🔥💀
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Imagine if he donated $158 million to help hungry children, or homeless veterans, or seniors who can’t afford heat and medicine… Instead, he decided to buy an election. There is no amount of power of money that can quench the thirst of these people. Shame.
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Now we can say it definitively. Elon Musk donated $158M to SLF. SLF donated $158M to Texas PAC. SLF is Texas PAC's only donor. Elon Musk is singlehandedly funding Texas PAC, which is boosting Ken Paxton.
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Yikes. The Republican candidates are asking their supporters for gas money because prices are so expensive 🫠
Ashley Hinson, who has repeatedly voted against ending the Iran war, asks people to donate gas money for her campaign bus
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If you're not concerned by this, GET concerned. "MAGA activists are pushing for President Trump to resort to extraordinary measures — including martial law — if they believe the midterm elections are "rigged." axios.com/2026/10/16/trumps-…
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This isn’t fair to Pete Hegseth. He’s not Putin’s puppet on Ukraine, he’s Putin’s puppet on EVERYTHING.
Journalist to Hegseth: “Mr. Secretary, are you Vladimir Putin’s puppet on Ukraine? Mr. Secretary, is Vladimir Putin playing you like a fiddle?” Good job, @jamesmatthewsky! That’s how it’s done. Video: Sky News
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NEW RECORD: Katie Zacharia was fired today after just 5 days on the job — cutting Anthony Scaramucci’s infamous 10-day tenure in half. The Mooch has officially been out-Mooched.
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They way JD Vance is carrying his son Alec is something. He literally got him by the balls. 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist. My thanks to thedailtnewsicle for the clip 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZN8SH7bTx/
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“Zelensky , do you think you are being treated as a scapegoat for Trumps problems”…Zelensky had the GREATEST response!!
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She can always go back to her old job as an attorney.
Katie Zacharia is reportedly "transitioning out" of her role as Trump's press secretary after only 5 days on the job.
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Well - After just 5 days… Katie Zacharia is done as Trump’s Press Secretary. She lasted a half of a Scarmucci.
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That tricky Biden. He lowered the deficit while he was president, then made it higher while Trump is president.
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False Flag incoming!!! Don't fall for it!!
🚨 BREAKING: Something just put the Secret Service on HIGH ALERT at Trump’s Alaska rally. Watch closely — one agent suddenly reaches for his gun as security appears to react to a potential threat. He doesn’t draw it, but the movement says everything. With threats against the president already at an alarming level, this is a chilling reminder of just how dangerous the security situation has become. What did they see? Developing…
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Decisions which reflect bad judgment right before an election never end well. 😳👀
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What a ridiculous fucking assclown.
Trump has a hair malfunction on his way to Marine One. 🤣
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha *draws breath* hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha I’m sorry…I just couldn’t resist 😈
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