the last girl i dated was a fitfluencer from othership and the new girl i’m dating is a fitfluencer from sweat & tonic no one tells you the key to admission in the toronto dating pool is getting abs literally nothing else matters stop eating right now
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niggas who been a bum they whole life naming they son a jr is top 2 selfish things of all time
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how to accept that your brain was simply formed wrong during your most neuroplastic years and there’s no going back
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actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good
drake said “if i was like you i’d kill myself” and that’s the kind of home town energy i have to stand behind
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Obsession gets a 0/10 from me, "imagine if an attractive woman loved you". I don't find that very scary.
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“I’m dating for Fun” “I’m Dating to Marry” I’m dating to find a Murder Suicide Partner
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Fuck Sex...let's sit on this bed and figure out why You been Lying since I met you


















