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Joined July 2009
Me at family gatherings
🚨📲 Ancelotti: “Atletico Madrid posting tweets about us? I have a problem understanding what a ‘tweet’ is… I don’t look at those things!”.
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I detest the Mumbai rains. I grew up having to travel in the local during this season and it was a big reason why I gave it my all in my 20s so I never have to travel in public transport in the monsoon in Mumbai. It is a humiliation ritual.
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Happy Friday
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Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.
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Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her
iOS 27 now uses the top-center swipe-down gesture for the new Siri on supported iPhones and iPads.
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I want to throw up
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Hunter Biden found Twitter engagement and realized it’s better than crack
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When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf
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Clavicular is a male to male transgender
Clavicular shares photos after undergoing rhinoplasty surgery 👀
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tf is going on in brazil twitter man😭
O final de copa perfeito: Neymar é atingido por um tiro mas ao invés de cair ele continua seu ataque e marca um gol garantindo o hexa do brasa, todo mundo comemora com gritaria e festa, só que o endrick vê o Neymar lá caído, enquanto ele dá seus últimos suspiro e fala ao endrick: "agora é com você" e morre.
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I have a theory, the referee did this to test the waters. Since Arsenal did not protest like they should, he had his way for rest of the game.
The PSG players run off the field because they know how dangerous are corners are…
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"I can come on for this if you want..." 😅 How did Arsenal's penalty shootout go so wrong?
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I love the internet
Reverse-engineering the Whoop 5.0 to work without a subscription in 24 hours. Starting now.
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-State funded club -Controls UEFA -Regularly breaches FFP regulations -Can postpone their league matches -Their starters play less mins than Chiesa and get Ballon D'Or shouts -Low IQ fans destroy their city and harasses other fanbases Yep, these lot "saved football"
No saben ni ganar ni perder, qué ascazo de afición.
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That’s why I don’t trust Berta with the money. Gyokeres’ work rate and professionalism can’t be questioned, but he’s a Wolves level striker.
Pretty damming we signed 3 attackers this summer and none of them started…
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Odegaard 🙏. Can’t deny he was very good in the run-in for the league, but he should be a squad player, not the captain. Too bad he’s a yes man and the type of player Arteta likes, but need to move on if Arsenal wants to reach the next level.
Arteta: "We start to make some very important decisions if we want to reach another level. And we're going to have to show that ambition. We are more than capable of doing it, but it's going to demand us to be very, very ambitious, very fast and very smart."
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This is the final boss after you beat Sheikh Mansour
The President of PSG. Trying to understand how this is allowed and isn’t a conflict of interest. Imagine Stan Kroenke sitting on the Premier League board and then handing out medals and lifting the trophy with the Arsenal lads at Palace. As if non-Arsenal fans wouldn’t riot.
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Can’t lie lowkey im not feeling the parade
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MLS and Rice are locked in at a different level in a world of nonchalant merchants. That should be the starting midfield next season, get a new #10, and it’s complete.
MLS has big balls, whole team was scared to keep the ball and he casually runs through the whole team.
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This season has made me realise that people hate arsenal more than they love their own teams and that’s truly embarrassing 😭
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You never see @Arsenal behave the way some these PL clubs are moving. Makes you realise how forced this hated thing is.
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