(he/him) Technology & DevOps Professional "Scum of the earth"

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2011
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Just came here to drop off a nice fuck you to both @Shanemgillis and @nbcsnl, for allowing that misogynistic garbage monologue to air.
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I handed off some of my homelab maintenance to AI agents (pfSense/Proxmox/UniFi/Rancher/TrueNAS) this weekend and...let's just say I now know how Marge Simpson felt back in 1996. (Clip: The Simpsons S8E2 "You Only Move Twice")
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SaasyEngineer retweeted
So happy to celebrate Ostomy Awareness Day with my beautiful wife (after this morning's @UOAA fundraiser livestream), the same week as our anniversary — 16 years in, still learning new things together daily!
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I DECLARE TECH DEBT BANKRUPTCY
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This has been one of the most challenging and difficult years of my life - for obvious and not so obvious reasons. Finding joy in anything lately is increasingly rare. The solution: we need to bring back the classic 90s era emo look. I need a hair stylist and eyeliner ASAP.
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If anyone is looking for an incredibly talented network engineer, look no further!
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Happy Birthday to @crisisofconsc!!! 🎊🎉🥳
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These new #WoWForever zones are crazy, the mysterious area above the Eastern Plaguelands has finally been revealed and it contains exactly what I suspected all along: Datacenters
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I would like to have a word with 2026's manager - truly a terrible year in nearly every aspect. UPDATE: I have been informed that this year is not actually over and there are 3 more months of this shit year left. UPDATE 2: We have escalated to 2026's manager's manager.
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Someone needs to inform Donald Trump's diaper handler (Natalie) that she needs to change his diaper after Colbert's Emmy win.
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Look, Noah Wyle deserves all the Emmys - HOWEVER, nothing tops his legendary performance as Steve Jobs in the cult classic made for TV movie PIRATES OF SILICON VALLEY.
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Whoever decided to hold the Emmys on a Monday should be sent to prison.
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I’m definitely spending next summer in Northrend. I’d love to get a group of people together to play with!
Coming next summer, the new Remix event will be Wrath of the Lich King! #warcraft #blizzcon wowhead.com/news/the-next-re…
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I'll be attending my first #MicrosoftIgnite this year! I'm really looking forward to registering all of my complaints in-person!
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I've seen this movie before.
EXCLUSIVE: Sam Altman met with top power utilities to discuss ways to secure the electrical grid. He also offered one possible solution to the cybersecurity risks: OpenAI’s own cyber services. politico.com/news/2026/09/10…
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