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Simon Hastings

@S_WHastings
 A Seed of #𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊
Joined June 2016
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Simon W. Hastings Law and Business at Oxford. Member of the only club worth joining. Playboy. Keeping the family legacy.
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He was on a business trip. He’s sorry.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit11 Aug 2025
Home from service. No Simon, despite his promises. Going to Cambridge tomorrow to make the most of the time.
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Joan smells.
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Less than 30 seconds later he arrives at the table, sitting himself next to her. “Hello beautiful.”
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
There’s a rum and coke waiting.
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I’m 30 seconds away
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
please?
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Oh?
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
Now hurry up and get yourself over here.
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Oh good. It’s been too long.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
I was joking. I do believe you. I missed you too.
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How can I prove it??
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
I don’t believe you.
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Deliberately to find you.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
Did you lose Mycroft?
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I’m glad. God I’ve missed you.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
!!! Good. I like it.
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Hello!!!
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
Oh? Shit. Hello!!
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Yes
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
The beard is staying?
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Eyes only on her
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I’m literally next to you.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit12 Apr 2025
I missed you too. So hurry up and get here.
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Oh
mycroft (@StoicPleasures) profile picturemycroft@StoicPleasures11 Apr 2025
Not forgiven.
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I just missed my favourite girl
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit11 Apr 2025
You sound like a freak
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THE GIRLS ARE HERE
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I bought shots
mycroft (@StoicPleasures) profile picturemycroft@StoicPleasures11 Apr 2025
Cut me off and said I was too drunk?!
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What did I do anyway???
mycroft (@StoicPleasures) profile picturemycroft@StoicPleasures11 Apr 2025
??? my wife would argue against that.
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You’re welcome to
mycroft (@StoicPleasures) profile picturemycroft@StoicPleasures11 Apr 2025
Fuck Simon.
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But I want to see you.
joan (@TemptuousSpirit) profile picturejoan@TemptuousSpirit11 Apr 2025
Oh. No. Keep your plans!
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