CBS&PHS

League City, TX
Joined December 2011
God gave me some pretty babies
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Marlins man is there again. I know @RobbyBerger is pissy
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B. One bad interception. Two fumbles lost where trying to do too much. 3 snaps not his fault. Was absolutely HUGE on third down and made plays.
C.J. Stroud: • 21/32 (66%) • 250 passing yards • 1 TD • 1 INT • 5 fumbles (2 lost) • 86.7 passer rating Grade his performance…
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Let’s run the ball five yards then flick back. Stupid play call.
Sometimes the flea flicks you
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When’s the last time the Texans opened a game with a touchdown on the first drive 😳
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Spencer Seman retweeted
At least we know he will spend eternity in Heaven. 💔
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The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able.
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Director Patel has since published an update from his official @FBIDirectorKash handle that "the subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement" and that the FBI's investigation continues, meaning Mr. Kirk's killer remains at large. x.com/FBIDirectorKas…
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In honor of Alex Bregman’s return from the IL… here’s your chance to see his return to Houston for FREE ! ! ! Astros v. Red Sox Space City Monday💫 RT to enter, must be following to win 🍀  #BuiltForThis | #DirtyWater
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Spencer Seman retweeted
The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS
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Giving away 2 Astros tickets to Thursday’s’ game against the White Sox. To enter, just RT and tell me a funny joke
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Giving away 2 tickets to tonight’s Astros game in Section 105. Random RT wins at 12 pm
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Spencer Seman retweeted
Happy 35th birthday to Jose Altuve! Repost and like for a chance to win this autographed relic card.
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If Hunter Brown gets at least 7K’s today a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “Pick the Stat” was by @Autch14 who says “toes!”
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If Batters 1-3 get 3 hits combined tonight a random person who retweets this & is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site. This “PTS” was by @dlock13 who says “Altuve & Paredes both hitting well lately, Yordan is due w/ how hard he’s been hitting the ball”
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🤘🏽If Esok Paredes gets an homerun tonight a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.⚾️ This “Pick the Stat” was by @Tomolantern who initially wanted “Any 1 starting infielder with 3 RBIs.” Yes I know it’s Isaac
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The worst night of sleep because of your dad's ridiculous snoring First game at 9:47am but report to the field at 7:30 for no reason Temp: 101 in the air, 113 on the turf Location: 15-20 minutes outside a mid tier southeastern city Good times. Take me back.
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🚶🏻If Walky McWalkerson gets an XBH or scores a run this afternoon a random person who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice from my site.⚾️ This “Pick the Stat” was by @bigmike1214 who says “Time for him to get going”
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Guys will always be dudes 😂
🥜🏌️‍♂️ Jordan Spieth tags someone in the nuts with his club 😲
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If Yordaddy hits a home run tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice. This “Pick the Stat” was by @Mon600se1
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JA'VIER FRANCIS POSTER OMG 😱 #MarchMadness
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⚾️If Christian Walker hits a home run tonight someone who retweets this and is following me will get a tshirt of their choice.😐
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