ALT top image shows the millennium falcon through a TIE fighter cockpit. the falcon has a bumper sticker that says honk if you're horny. bottom image shows a TIE fighter pilot with the caption [honking] me! that's me! me!

ALT three images of luke being accosted by dr. evazan at the cantina. the first caption says "I'll slap your head around, you jabroni. Now give me some pazole, I'm hungry." the second is luke responding "I'm not jabroni. My uncle is going to shoot your head off." and the third is evazan saying "Don't talk to me like that. I got 1500 guys that'll pop you."

ALT two panels of obi-wan kenobi in star wars, saying "your dad and i are old friends. that's how come we both know about ice cream stores."

ALT in the top panel, han solo is saying "that's what i'm trying to tell you, kid. alderaan's been totally blown away." in panel two, obi-wan is saying "should we call the cops?" and in panel three, han responds "yeah, no, we did, but it's okay. the cops were just like, "oh yeah, this is fine."

ALT aunt beru pouring blue liquid and saying "let's slop 'em up!"

ALT two panels. top panel is rey on exogol saying "it's interesting, the ghosts" and the bottom panel is emperor palpatine saying "but you're ruining the tour"

ALT an image of joh yowza from return of the jedi singing "it was also the night that the skeletons came to life"

ALT jabba the hutt responding to joh yowza, saying "well, we were a little more interested in the parts sy snootles was singing."

ALT joh responding "sy snootles as in me, or sy snootles as in her?"

ALT jabba says "your name's sy snootles too?"

ALT joh replies "no, that's why i'm so fucking confused."