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@SWAGDlRT

he/they. so trans it’s not even funny

paypal.me/monopx
Joined May 2013
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i took a trip to the mountains & did not have reception to check socials and it felt so good to be off my phone that i don’t want to come back lol. idk how long this is gonna last but for now it’s peace out ✌🏻
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can anyone explain to me what gooning is i don’t want to look it up im scared
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it’s been a whole year since the worst day of my life and dare i say it i’m doing pretty well.
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Fuck these bitches for making me unable to ever journal without performing for some hypothetical future reader. I hate you
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oh uhh umm i’m posting answers on instagram bc idk how to post them on here so follow me on insta swagdLrt
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so bored please send me questions/confessions/whatever !!! ngl.link/swagdlrt

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so bored please send me questions/confessions/whatever !!! ngl.link/swagdlrt

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me just now: man, my phone needs to charge in the bedroom but i wanna play zelda in the other room. if only there was a way i could bring the video games in here …
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It makes no sense whatsoever and is also boring af for an entire fantasy species to have the same body type. If I don’t see a fat elf in the next hour I’m turning this car around
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What is your fantasy book hot take? 👀
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Fucking losing it at this
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hi… i’m a guy that works outside… it’s insanely hot… if you see other people laboring outside offer them a drink or a popsicle or something if you can… it would be very nice… thank you..
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i just smoked a REALLY minty roach and it didn’t have one of the flavoured tips …. what the fuck
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i am sooo transgender today
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yesterday too. and tomorrow
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therapy with a professional: $100+ stare out train window: $9.25
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best part of the summer so far is when they made the smoke in the air smell like acetone 🤩
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garlic: i hate getting minced.. 😖 i bet caramelizing feels so good onion: (barely clinging to sentience) uh huh . carmelized,, feel good 🙂
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called my neighbourhood smoke shop about a certain product and recognized the employee’s voice, told her that & continued to my question, then at the end of the call she said “by the way i recognize your voice too” and i was S H O O K
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you’re telling me people hold a likeness of me in their minds ?????? what the FUCK is that about
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normal people things: your pizza says cook 12-14 mins and you know in your heart 13 will be perfect. but you have to hype yourself up to set the timer and then your skin crawls once it’s set and you have to walk away from the oven to calm down 🚶 <— mentally well
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