I thought it was him wearing the heels 🤯👠😂

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness. Such as not punching people that stop dead in front of you when you're walking through a busy Charing Cross Road. See, I am a nice person 😇

Buying myself a beer, because today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today....

Had a great time at Hayley Palmer's An Audience with @ChesneyHawkes sponsored by @ella_doons at @HippodromeLDN on Monday - @presenterhayley

Happy Thursday 👍🏻

On this day in 1997 I came home to the terrible news that my Tamagotchi had died 😭 still miss that little guy. A tragic day in history. 1997–1997 — Fed, loved, neglected for 20 minutes, and tragically gone too soon. 😭🥚🪦💔

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me and called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone. So the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is furious….

The Bill Reunion 2026 👮‍♂️🚔

I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches. It doesn't. It's noisy and shits everywhere 😭

We have lost a legend. Our lovely, kind and caring friend Derek Martin has sadly passed away. It was a privilege to have known him and work with him. He was an encyclopaedia of showbiz and will be missed by everyone who knew and loved him. Sending lots of love to to his family xx

I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore 🤷

Happy Saturday🍾🧀

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to go to bed…the other wants to know if penguins have knees…

Love a Yorkshire pudding 😍

Love a Monday night roast with a bottle of my fav 🍾