𝑪𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵'𝑺 𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 .ᐟ

ㅤ yet another fairly laxxed day, all things considered. . . you all have @AngryAssSarge to thank for that ! go ahead and get your rest in while you can. . . ㅤ

⠀⠀⠀ feel free to bump btw .ᐟ i live in my notifications and i physically cannot turn down a DM so it's really easy for shit to get buried and yes, i pin shit, i just tend to pin too MANY and. . . yeah — *splooges on you no dodge no miss* ⠀⠀⠀

ㅤ . . . yeaaaaahhhhhh. . . they uh. . . lost track. good thing @GoldGallDragon doesn't really need a whole lott'a sleep ! probably ! g'mornin' t'the crew tho' ! could someone ring the maids - ㅤ

ㅤ d'awwwww right y'all ! after another long, SUPER awesome day'a adventuring, she's gonna be hittin' the sack ! . . . after, uh, maybe a few loads ? like uhh, ten'd be fine ! maybe eleven ! who knows ? ! toodles ~ ! ㅤ

⠀⠀⠀ 𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀 — HEAVEN .ᐟ HELL YEAH .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ guuuuuuu' 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧' my lil' skysailin' scallysluts .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ . . . iiiiis what she'd be sayin' if she actually got a 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤. but, you knew that, didn't you ? she wasn't exactly 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐄𝐓 throughout the night 💧 ⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀ would'a saved you a mug — but she had a feelin' you'd wanna drink from the 𝘛𝘈𝘗. happy slurpin', 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘺 .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀

ㅤ yeah - sure - 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 .ᐟ she ain't gonna just let her have her way, tho' .ᐟ her 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 is gonna learn why ya don't 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇'𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 .ᐟ ㅤ

ㅤ b'wuh, she's SO gonna get it for playin' dirty ! er' - later ! like. . . maybe. . . a day later ? or a week. . . eh. . . whenever she remembers - 🌟 ㅤ

ㅤ sumn' i didn't mention buuut. . . shipping 𝐢𝐬 available - just, y'know. REAL selective 'bout it. single ship, LOTS of chemistry, plots on plots on plots fr. but. . . if you're 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑. . . go ahead and ♡ .ᐟ ㅤ