Some call us vintage pop. Others call us Midwestern swing. Still others call us snappy. We call ourselves Small Time Napoleon.
Louisville, KY
Joined February 2013
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Looking for a reasonably priced Monday Night Football ticket KC @ JAX
Save me, X formerly known as Twitter. X the everything app, save me. #Duuuval
at least he died doing what he loved (checking to see who has viewed his instagram story while driving)
Ross is maybe the only place in the world where shit is so cheap it’s actually worth standing in line for an hour.
When you realize this is your last time pissing shidding and farding in the Sun-Ray women’s restroom
Wearing clothes that fit you is crazy. I’m fat as hell rn (on account of I’m four guys) but somehow still looking svelte in my fit
Apologies to our loyal fans that our new record is delayed. We were about to send it off for mastering until Dan wrote this banger so we have no choice but to record it and put it on the album too. We’ll be in Champaign this Saturday at 6p for Toast to Taylor Street
The Schedule Release™️ is the Gender Reveal Party of NFL events. No need for all this to-do. This could’ve been an email.
Look I’m a busy band (singular plural type deal, like when the Power Rangers form that giant robot or those kids become Captain Planet) and I don’t want to wait til 8 pm to find out if I can go to Vegas or not.
There comes a time in every band’s life when they must publicly weigh in on Trent Baalke. Apologies to our dear friends in @smashmouth, but Small Time Napoleon is firmly anti-Baalke.
What should our new full-length be called?
0%Cloud Machine 2
0%Cloudier Machine
0%2 Cloud 2 Machine
100%Subverted Expectations
1 votes • Final resultsThey say Twitter has a 280 character limit and yet we have 282 of you characters following us. So which is it?
I had a dream we got rizzed up by Livvy and Baby Gronk. This must be why I woke up feeling like the new post-nasal Drip King.
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In 2016, to prep for a show/tour/album release with @houndmouth, friends gathered in my basement to run through songs. I placed an iPhone in the middle of the room, and I recently rediscovered the magic.
Listen in full at m.soundcloud.com/justinpaull…
w/ @STNapoleonBand
Just FYI we are also willing to sell our full music catalogue for $100 million, @HipgnosisSongs
