orion.xn--6ii/ god i’m funny
ᅠᅠ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 retweeted
𝙅𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙎 “𝙅𝙄𝙈” 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏.
funniest office worker you’ll meet.
sarcastic quick-witted pretty boy.
bisexual. romantic. a gentleman.
nsfw. mdni. ms/mv. writer is 18+.
[ INTERVIEW ]
am i scared of jim? no. listen… he’s not intimidating, and the worst thing he could do is put my things in jello.
he’s just a little butt hurt right now, he’ll get over it.
ᅠᅠ 𝕽𝐘𝐀𝐍 𝓗𝐎𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 retweeted
pray 🙏🏽 dirty house 🏚
educated 📚 hoe 🚂
employed 💰 broke ☹️
clean pussy 🤤 stank pussy🤢
loyal 💍 5 kids🤰
faithful 👼🏼 cheater 💔
he’s shaking his head, scoffing.
“i mean, i’ve never had a problem with you… but i’m your arch nemesis??? i never thought what i said affected you so much…”









