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⠀ ⸸ 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 ⸸ ❝ 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. ❞ ˡᵉʷᵈ ／ ˡⁱᵗ & ᵈᵉᵗᵃⁱˡᵉᵈ ❥ & ⟳

"Shut up this is my house, you trash rat." Reaching for that trusty baseball bat, smacking it flush into his palm. "Pick every piece up."

You never stop screaming.

I hate animals. :(

Seriously? A shifter? This world was absolutely /infested/. "Stay out of my trash man," the demon wailed. "And put some damn clothes on!" Not that he could say too much on that note. He'd just finished his shower, towel about his waist.

Tossing corn kernels @RACCOONPAWED. "Hey, get out of my trash!"

Holding melons. Grope, grope. It's just not the same.

At the grocery store, turning to @Ionelyhousewife with two melons in hand. . . . "Tell me - what's the difference between these two? Aren't all melons the same?"

He needs a wife.

|| just roll with it Cloud man is a proud man

Talking to air isn't the strangest thing he's committed himself to. "Y'know what, odd - cloud thingy - ? I think I oughta haul you back to hell with me some day. Vark's bastard son, mistakenly decreed a Disappointment, sits upon the council once again." Processing . . .

His soul left his body this morning - when he done near got hit by a flying metal contraption on the road. This is a much more enthralling way to explain to his comrades.

"I've seen it all now, haven't I?"