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Professor Severus Snape; Potions Master and [ex-]Head of Slytherin House; Debtor to the darkness; Accomplished dualist; Man of simple pleasures.

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Joined April 2009
@BostieBoss10 Unrequited love is overrated.
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My comedic efforts must come to an end for the evening. Tragic, I know. I will return at my leisure. Good night.
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What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? - Nothing. It just let out a little whine. Aha ha ha.
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@Ben_Imagines Perhaps it was done on purpose.
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@OhJaneWriter Miss Medbury. What a pleasant surprise. Pray tell, has your heart been wounded?
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Time to depart. I shall return at my leisure. Until then...
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Must be going. Much too monotonous this evening for my liking. I shall make an appearance again when I feel inclined to. Adieu.
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@Jozamber Fret not. It was all a ruse.
My previous remark was made with regard to the fact that today is...the anniversary of my death. Supposedly. Oh, joy.
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At last, I have returned; however, only to remind those who still 'follow' me that I am alive and well. The proof? masterlymusings.livejournal.…
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Happy Birthday to -me-. I'm thrilled. Can't you see? twitpic.com/btwalx
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Is it that time of year again? Unfortunately.
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I will be in much better spirits when this Christmas inanity comes to an end. Bah, Humbug!
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Even my black heart is grieved this evening. My deepest regards are extended to the victims of Newtown, CT. Such tragedy. Such sadness.
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@OhJaneWriter An editor, hm? Wonderful aspirations, my dear. You already know how to write. Of that, I am certain.
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#Imthankfulfor whisky. It never talks back and it always satisfies.
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@OhJaneWriter Likewise, my dear. How is university treating you of late? You never did tell me your major.
A reminder to all [North] Americans: Thanksgiving is a Muggle tradition NOT observed in the United Kingdom. Be mindful rather than ignorant.
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