My comedic efforts must come to an end for the evening. Tragic, I know. I will return at my leisure. Good night.
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? - Nothing. It just let out a little whine. Aha ha ha.
@OhJaneWriter Miss Medbury. What a pleasant surprise. Pray tell, has your heart been wounded?
Must be going. Much too monotonous this evening for my liking. I shall make an appearance again when I feel inclined to. Adieu.
My previous remark was made with regard to the fact that today is...the anniversary of my death. Supposedly. Oh, joy.
At last, I have returned; however, only to remind those who still 'follow' me that I am alive and well. The proof? masterlymusings.livejournal.…
Happy Birthday to -me-. I'm thrilled. Can't you see? twitpic.com/btwalx
Even my black heart is grieved this evening. My deepest regards are extended to the victims of Newtown, CT. Such tragedy. Such sadness.
@OhJaneWriter An editor, hm? Wonderful aspirations, my dear. You already know how to write. Of that, I am certain.
#Imthankfulfor whisky. It never talks back and it always satisfies.
@OhJaneWriter Likewise, my dear. How is university treating you of late? You never did tell me your major.
