I have blocked 95 Twitter accounts in the past three days for sending me unsolicited ads. They show up every 3-6 tweets on my timeline.
I think I’m done with Twitter.
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#nowplaying
Farewell.
Leave me now.
♫ youtu.be/HBuYx7p9RS4
Don’t look back.
You’ll see a different me.
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Last night I was reading this book in my hotel room. Then today I was having lunch in Margaritaville and they played a video on the screens of Jimmy Buffett singing ‘Great Heart’ in tribute to Johnny Clegg. What are the odds of that?
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I was woken up from a deep sleep by the loudest noise I have ever heard in my life. It fills the whole night sky. Is there a glitch in the Matrix?
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If you send me your logo as a 200x200 px PNG file in RGB mode, I have an irrational hatred of you. #GraphicDesignerProblems
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My life is Even-Steven. It’s going to take something catastrophic to happen in order for something really great to happen. So when I lose everything today in the tornado — my home, my life’s possessions, my jobs — tomorrow I will win the lottery.
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And if I die, my two nieces will get a huge payout and be set for life! #okwx
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