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LordWolfgang

@SSGodChocolate

professional unprofessional | shit | local shitposter/ failure | music quote unquote appreciater

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Joined January 2021
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Dave@iamdave_1914h
a real relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other
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BayBay💮
@TheFifiBays18h
Someone addicted to attention will eventually sacrifice loyalty just to feel desired.
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Cyber_Racheal
@CyberRachealNov 9
CIDR notation simplified
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Charlie Kirk was so disgusting his supporters would get mad when you quoted him word-for-word after his death 💀
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Joaquin.😎@MXJoaquin439h
lo bueno de salir con alguien en 2026 es que solo te hacen perder 2 semanas y no 5 años
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peacekeeper@blueprintnic14h
Gunn had the entire DC character slate at his disposal and decided to make clayface, creature commandos, and gorilla grodd… it’s like he wanted to get fired
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_Melo_@Mxlo_M_22h
A functioning government that reduces the cost of living
Slay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦 (@aretha_Blanke) profile pictureSlay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦@aretha_BlankeNov 6
Missionary or doggy?
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uteruscurse@iloveubudweiser23h
Praying she did a good job so China can mass produce and drive down prices
Hensen Juang (@basedjensen) profile pictureHensen Juang
@basedjensenNov 7
I mean I get it
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@cepsizcorap11h
hicbir guc bana sunu inandiramaz ya imkani yok
Bilim Dünyası (@dunyasalbilim) profile pictureBilim Dünyası
@dunyasalbilim17h
Bir baba, kızına Zenon paradoksunu anlatmak ve parmaklarının neden hiçbir zaman gerçekten birbirine değmediğini göstermek için bir uygulama geliştirdi.
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Monday@SomvaroidNov 8
Apologise like a woman...Go
🦢 (@loungingmee) profile picture🦢@loungingmeeNov 6
Apologise like a guy…Go
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Morazzla@MorazzlaNov 8
>Apologise like a woman...Go >close comments
Monday (@Somvaroid) profile pictureMonday@SomvaroidNov 8
Apologise like a woman...Go
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If sex matters enough to make betrayal devastating, then it matters enough for chronic sexual abandonment to be treated as a serious marital injury, not a selfish complaint.
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stick 웃@autistintegrity8h
Go ahead. Tell me I’ll find love when I least expect it. Tell me I’ll meet someone when I stop looking.
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@7700saint14h
They saw James Gunn posting Gorilla Grodd in High School instead of Batman and said yeah get the fuck outta here nigga
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👾KidKinobi👾 (@Kid_Kinobi) profile picture
👾KidKinobi👾@Kid_Kinobi14h
SOLO MOVIES FOR EACH TRINITY MEMBER BUILD TO JUSTICE LEAGUE DO THE TEAM UP THEN START ADDING WACKY SPINOFFS
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15h
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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A situationship IS enemies with benefits
s (@clbpngniskill) profile pictures@clbpngniskillNov 8
fuck a situationship who wants to be enemies with benefits
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iiitsPayday 🪙 (@PaydayTheNigga) profile picture
iiitsPayday 🪙@PaydayTheNigga14h
Gym shit aside its really just diet
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“christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force”
vic.exe✦ (@kele_the_great) profile picturevic.exe✦@kele_the_greatNov 4
Replying to @sayalpha
Christians don’t impose their beliefs on others with force . Thats the point
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Sandra 🌸🌷@Sandra72611119h
"why did you give up on that person?" I love the ocean, I always will. But do I really have to drown in it, to prove that I do?
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A universe that presented Palestine, killed Netanyahu, killed pedophiles and killed Nazis. It was beautiful.
jx (@Waytooosweet) profile picturejx@Waytooosweet12h
At least I enjoyed it
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