
Elite sniper for the Bravest platoon east of the Mississippi. Missing the farm & dearest Mother while on the Battlefield. #LetItFly #BravesCountry #parody
Atlanta, GA
Joined August 2019
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Mother,
Reports have surfaced of our struggles on the battlefield thus far. Reinforcements are on the way as myself, SSG Acuña & SGT Murphy continue to heal in the infirmary. We long to return to #BravesCountry soon.
Enclosed is an updated photo for the family.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
We came up short yesterday. SSG Sale did everything he could but our offensive units did not perform. Our opportunities to advance position were numerous & we failed. We must be better tonight as SGT Mahle leads us in a do or die battle. Updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
We are home & as rested as possible. SSG Sale will lead us into battle tonight as we need to win 2 of 3 battles against the LA platoon in order to continue our campaign. We would trust no one to lead us more today! Post battle updates to follow.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
PVT Kerr & the rest of our relief sidearms did it! We held the LA platoon at bay & are returning home with SSG Sale and SPC Mahle lined up to lead us into battle. Gen. Weiss strategized perfectly. Let’s keep the momentum rolling. Now we travel home.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
We were bested by the Dodger platoon yesterday afternoon, despite excellent leadership to start the battle by PVT Dodd. PVT Kerr will lead us again today, hoping for a similar result as when we vanquished the Philly platoon. Post battle updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
In just a couple of hours we are taking the battle to the Dodger platoon from LA. PVT Dodd will lead our men into battle, hoping to mimic PVT Kerr, as we seek to halt the LA platoon’s attempt at 3 straight campaign victories. Post battle updates to follow.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
We were victorious! PVT Kerr was exceptional in his sidearm leadership. SGT Olson, SGT Albies, & SPC Harris II provided long range artillery support while SPC Holmes, PVT Dodd & SSG Sale also provided sidearm relief while shutting down the Philly platoon!
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
Today is the day, our campaign will continue or end. Our men will be led into battle by PVT Kerr with early sidearm relief planned. We do have an advantage by battling at home, but the Philadelphia platoon has proven a challenging foe. Updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
Today’s battle was disappointing. Despite exceptional leadership by SPC Mahle & an advantage late, we were unable to finish well. SSG Harper, SSG Schwarber & SPC Bohm launched long range artillery to take back control. One battle tomorrow to decide it all.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
We are mere moments away from taking the battlefield behind SPC Mahle. With just 1 more victory we will vanquish the Philadelphia platoon, ending their campaign, while the draft dodging platoon in LA is awaiting us. Post battle updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
SSG Sale led our troops admirably into yesterday’s battle with the Philadelphia platoon. A hotly contested affair with much back & forth until SGT Riley landed a long range bomb, all but ending the battle. Upcoming battle updates to follow.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
I am sorry for the lack of correspondence. I have spent much of our platoon’s campaign in the infirmary. I felt compelled to write & inform you of our push for October & the ultimate victory. Updates on our initial battle yesterday will come soon.
Love,
SSG Strider
Mother,
My most recent stay in the infirmary has come to an end and I will get to join the rest of my platoon as we continue to try to dig out of the hole we put ourselves in early in the campaign. Tomorrow we begin the siege on the gNats of D.C. Updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
Our fortunes have turned, at least on the battlefield, having taken 3 straight battles from the Twin City platoon. However, in my return to battle my leg was injured and I will be returning to the infirmary. Hopefully it will be a short stay. Updates to come.
Love,
SS
Mother,
Last nights battle against the Philly platoon was quite the experience. Mother Nature showed her face & almost forced a cease fire. However, we persevered. Thanks to a long range bomb by SPC Ozuna, we were victorious. We rest & now we must fight in Tampa Bay.
Love,
SS
Mother,
Despite a less than stellar performance from SSG Sale, our platoon was victorious over the Philly platoon. Our offensive units looked much improved & and our secondary sidearms performed exceptionally. We look to continue the momentum tonight behind PFC Holmes.
Love,
SS
Mother,
The platoon had itself a fish fry tonight behind PFC Schwelly’s leadership! Our offensive units looked much improved, also. It was good to be home.
My own practice field simulation went well, also. I am nearing a return to full strength. More updates to come!
Love,
SS
Mother,
The platoon has returned home to Atlanta & tonight will seek to deter an attack from the Fish Army. PFC Schwellenbach will be leading our men into battle & we can only hope our offensive units perform up to their standards back at home. Updates to come.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
Word from the front lines has arrived & last nights siege on LA was as catastrophic of a failure as possible. Despite a competent showing by PFC Elder, our offensive struggles only continued & our relief sidearms could not hold the line. I’m at a loss.
Love,
Spencer
Mother,
The decision on who shall carry on the mission of sending the Atlanta platoon updates home has been narrowed down to two soldiers. Both have served honorably up to this point. The final decision shall come soon.
Love,
Formerly SSG Max Fried
50%Austin Riley
50%Spencer Strider
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