@SQLintheWild

Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, Data Architect, Author, Student. Opinions are mine, not those of my employer @Gilamonster@techhub.social on Mastadon

 Johannesburg, South Africa
sqlinthewild.co.za
Joined December 2009
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Gail Shaw retweeted
Simon Lyall@slyall18 Feb 2023
On Open Plan vs Cubicles vs Offices – at Auckland, New Zealand
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Larry the cat sitting outside 10 downing street. The caption reads 'New Prime Minister'

ALT Larry the cat sitting outside 10 downing street. The caption reads 'New Prime Minister'

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“Knock, knock” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce”
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Replying to @SQLRockstar
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//If you’re a leader, one of the best things you can do is this: Dear Team: It’s been a rough day. I’m taking a mental health day tomorrow and will be completely offline. Please do the same when you need. //Whenever I do this and put it on my oof, I get tons of thank yous. – at Seattle, WA
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🚨I wrote about “brain fog”—one of the most common & disabling symptoms of long COVID (and many other pre-pandemic conditions), and one of the most misunderstood. Here’s what brain fog actually is, and what it’s like to live with it. 1/ theatlantic.com/health/archi…

One of Long COVID’s Worst Symptoms Is Also Its Most Misunderstood

Brain fog isn’t like a hangover or depression. It’s a disorder of executive function that makes basic cognitive tasks absurdly hard.

theatlantic.com
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Gail Shaw retweeted
Bob Ward@bobwardms23 Aug 2022
The first release candidate (RC0) for #sqlserver2022 is now live! Download it today at aka.ms/getsqlserver2022. Read the docs at aka.ms/sqlserver2022docs.

SQL Server 2022 Trial

SQL Server 2022 is available to trial for 180-days. Start your evaluation today!

info.microsoft.com
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It is with great sorrow that we report the passing on the legendary icon Nichelle Nichols. No words. #roddenberry #RIPNichelle #StarTrek – at Los Angeles, CA
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code, take one down, patch it around… …147 little bugs in the code.
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Wait... how is it July already?
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Gail Shaw retweeted
Entelect
@Entelect22 Jun 2022
Over 20 years of solving tough business problems has taught us that spending time in the problem space is key to maximising value. Read our e-book to see how we do it.Visit culture.entelect.co.za/our-e…
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Entelect
@Entelect9 Jun 2022
We would like to thank @UKZN for the opportunity to come and speak with their students. Are you completing your studies at the end of this year? Would you like to join as a software engineer graduate? Please email [email protected] or [email protected]
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I like learning things as much as the next guy, but just once, I would like to get through a week and feel like I actually knew what the heck I was doing the entire time.
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Gail Shaw retweeted
Entelect
@Entelect25 May 2022
Our graduate roles are open for 2023 and we have already begun our search for great talent to join us. If you want to pursue a career as a Software Engineer, Business Analyst, User Experience Engineer or Data Solutions Engineer, then apply now at [email protected]
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It's like the whole world just got their eyes done! (and @NASAWebb is just getting going ...) Details: go.nasa.gov/3yoSIxv @NASA @csa_asc
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One of these cats only tells lies, the other also only tells lies just different ones.
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'Shuttle Over Earth' image from the #NASA_App apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap220417.…
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Entelect
@Entelect14 Apr 2022
As we continue to grow locally and internationally we are looking for .Net Software Engineers to join our teams. Please send your applications to [email protected] or apply via our website at culture.entelect.co.za/posit… #DotNet #engineers
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Join @JPVoogt tonight at 18:00 SAST where he will be talking about using Azure blob storage to transfer data. register at meetup.com/johannesburg-data…
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