When friends mention "gc" and your interpretation is garbage collection and not group chat, you've been in technology for too long.

My daughter (7): Did they have couches when you were little? Me: No we sat on rocks...

Given the world we live in I'm not surprised you got 3 nasty emails, but I am endlessly curious what they were thinking when they sent them.

Me: I'll go ride when the heat eventually breaks a little. Weather for the last 2 weeks:

I know I should be grateful for any interview these days but when you've got 50 people on your exec team and they're all white...literally all of them...not a scrap of melanin to be found..it's a big ick. Seriously all 50. Seriously.

Them: Your daughter is so adorable! My daughter: *tucks her skeletons in for a nap* Me: Yes. She is an angel. Maybe the angel of darkness but ..potaytoe potahtoe

Man. This place is so full of ads and weird stuff now I don't even login much anymore. Not that it was a garden of eden to start with but yeesh...

I have two! One is a Zweibrucker mare and one is a Hanoverian gelding.

So creativeeeeee

I am in love with this tiny dog. Her name is Cookie.